BY THE MOTHER FREEKIN POWER OF GREYSKULL! New HE-MAN on Netflix

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From Kevin Smith, who is clearly just as loyal to that cartoon as I was.

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1. Mark Hammill there doing his one and only voice.
2. Teela's boobs have been fully covered.
3. All that toxic, steroid-fueled masculinity.

I am in.
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Love this
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Great song choice
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Please don't screw this up. Please don't screw this up.
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IN!!
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I'm in so hard on this.
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Hell yes!
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IN! I watched the old series on DVDs once when I was deployed a few years ago and man, it was cheesy after 20-ish years.

This looks awesome!
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In
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oh yeah. that's happening
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Obviously Luke Skywalker as Skeletor, but check out the rest of this cast:

Chris Wood - He-Man
Diedtrich Bader - Trap Jaw
Kevin Conroy - Mer Man
Liam Cunningham (Davos Seaworth) - Man at Arms
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Teela
Lena Headey (CerseI) - Evil_lyn
Phil LaMarr - He-Ro
Justin Long - Roboto
Jason Mewes - Stinkor (ha!)
Susan Eisenberg (Wonder Woman in Justice League) - Sorceress
Henry Rollins - Tri-Klops
Stephen Root - Cringer
Alicia Silverstone - Queen Marlena

Comes out on Netflix July 23. Bear McCreary doing the music.

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Is this a series or movie?
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Jason Mewes - Stinkor (ha!)
Why do I get the feeling that Smith asked Mewes who he wanted to be and Mewes demanded this role?
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Stephen Root - Cringer
That.....sounds about right. That should work.

Ready for some Battle Cat action.
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YouBet said:

Is this a series or movie?
It's a series released in two parts. According to Smith, the first episode starts off like classic He-Man, then has some huge event that sets the tone for the rest of the first half of the series.

"Everything I've ever worked on in like 27 years, this is easily in the top five of my favorite, most satisfying projects," says Smith, a He-Man superfan who showruns Revelation and executive produces with Mattel Television's Frederic Soulie, Adam Bonnett, Christopher Keenan, and Rob David. "When I die, they'll be like, 'He made Clerks, remember?' 'Cause that's the most memorable thing I think I've ever done. I think this has a running shot at being like, 'He made Clerks and that one cartoon that one time.'"

"We get to see them engage not just in clashing swords, but in far deeper conversations than we've ever seen them before," he explains. "It's not just simply like these two dudes [He-Man and Skeletor] have been trying to beat each other up for decades. We get to tell stories of abuse. We get to kind of tell stories of isolation, grief. We use these characters as long as they've been around and most people consider them toys or action figures to tell insanely human stories set in a very inhuman world."

Smith remembers speaking with Netflix's director of original series Ted Biaselli, who also came with a childhood love of this sword-and-sorcery saga and sat in on the writers room tossing out ideas.

"He said, 'Do me a favor. When I used to watch the shows as a kid, I legitimately thought that He-Man was always on the verge of getting killed by Skeletor. I believed in the stakes. Just make me believe that again,'" he says. "People would see some of this as goofy IP, but this is a rich tapestry, a world full of characters. [Biaselli] said, 'Please just don't talk down to it. Don't make fun of it. Don't wink. Just treat it like Shakespeare.' Those were our marching orders."
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C@LAg said:

1. Mark Hammill there doing his one and only voice.
2. Teela's boobs have been fully covered.
3. All that toxic, steroid-fueled masculinity.

I am in.


50/50 He-Man ends up gay.
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Thanks.

For some reason, I recall the day I first got He-Man. I was at Skaggs with my mom and I about lost my mind when I saw these toys. She let me get He-Man and I thought that was a big deal because I don't think they were comparatively cheap back then. The original action figures (at least with He-Man) came with mini-comic books that gave the backstory. From what I recall, it was a bit darker and less cartoony than the later show that had the stupid ass magician character. Dorko? Or something like that.

I also remember the day I got Beast Man. I was at the doctor having to get a shot in my ass and as the doctor was about to give me the shot my mom whipped out Beast Man still in the package from behind her back to distract me. It worked!

Surprised Stratos is not in this.

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MEEN Ag 05 said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Stephen Root - Cringer
That.....sounds about right. That should work.

Ready for some Battle Cat action.


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"Okay.......but........I can burn Caste Greyskull to the ground."
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New trailer came out yesterday.

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They have Stinkor!

Fun story when I was a boy. Got a used bottle of English Leather to use on Sundays for church so I could feel like a big boy. Was told "don't ever use too much or you'll stink".

So when me and my friend wanted to play He Man and I decided to be Stinkor....... yep, I bathed myself in English Leather! Lol, and it worked, my stench was my power!
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

New trailer came out yesterday.


the talk is that Teela is the primary character in this. and based on the trailers, that seems to be proven.
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Boo.
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C@LAg said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

New trailer came out yesterday.


the talk is that Teela is the primary character in this. and based on the trailers, that seems to be proven.
But of course.

When does this air?
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BadMoonRisin said:




Reminds me of some of the old GI Joe PSAs.
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Found the he-man/she-ra movie on youtube:



My reaction watching this questionable movie:


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Hey buttholes,
This is out right now. Today.
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Teela starring the Masters of the Universe
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Heard Netflix woked it.
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