Is anyone watching this? It's such a stupid idea that I had to watch the first episode. Not sure I'll watch again.

First singer - peacock

To me it's obviously David Hasselhoff.

Second singer - hippo

My guess is Von Miller.

I like dumb stuff. I have enough drama and suspense in my regular life. I don't need more of it from my tv.

I agree w you about Hippo.

Monster = Seal
Unicorn = Paris Hilton

That was our guess on Monster as well.

Hippo = Johnny

Unicorn = Nicole Richie
Deer = Von Miller

Lion = Gwenyth Paltrow

Unicorn = Rebecca Black (Friday)

Damn. I guess I dozed off and missed Deer.

No way a Kardashian can sing like that.

I think Deer is Jeff Saturday.

Damn. I was wrong.

Dude won't take the field with the playoffs in the line but he'll sign up for this crap?

Ha, I knew Antonio Brown would be on the show.

The judges with some of the guesses were just playing dumb. Bieber, Lady Gaga, Stone Cold and others dumb ones.

Yeah AB is gonna take some heat for this I bet.

If they have active players, this had to have been filmed last off season

Agreed on Bradshaw being the deer

OK, found Deer's performance online. I agree that it's Terry Bradshaw.

So maybe not Kardashian. How about Toni Braxton for Lion?

Enviroag02 said:

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So maybe not Kardashian. How about Toni Braxton for Lion?

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That's a good guess.

Peacock - Donnie Osmond
Deer - Terry Bradshaw
Lion - Kylie Jenner

Really thought the hippo was Deion Sanders (before the panel ever said it). He said he's used to performing in a mask, but he was also holding a baseball bat in the clip, and his ticket number at the diner was 21.

I'm posting that again without the edit so when I'm right about the peacock and lion it'll be clean:


Peacock - Donnie Osmond
Deer - Terry Bradshaw
Lion - Kylie Jenner

Brown, Bradshaw, Braxton...a pattern maybe?

Monster = Bobby Brown?

Braxton is not Hollywood royalty. That was the Lion's big clue.

I wouldn't say Hollywood royalty either but they did have a successful reality tv show.

Junkhead said:

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First singer - peacock

To me it's obviously David Hasselhoff.

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He's 6'4". The peacock was about two or three inches shorter than Nick Cannon, who is 6'0". Donny Osmond on the other hand is 5'9".

Lion - Rumor Willis?
Unicorn - Tori Spelling or a Kardashian (Either way terrible singer)

Peacock - based off the clues, I thought it was going to be Wayne Newton, but once he started singing, I thought the same thing JunkHead did: David Hasselhoff

Hippo - I thought it was a basketball player. My guess was Blake Griffin, but I was obviously wrong.

Monster - No clue. Based on the clues, I was thinking Vanilla Ice, but the voice didn't match. And the "I'm a singer, but only to some" clue really sticks out to me. So my two random guesses are Keenan Thompson or T-Pain.

Unicorn - Paris Hilton

Deer - Peyton Manning

Lion - I had no idea when I watched it. All I knew was that was a chick with really thick thighs...probably a black woman. But then my mother-in-law called and happened to ask if we watched. She said she knew who it was & why, and I'm 100% sure she is correct. - Rumer Willis - She apparently has a lion tattoo on her arm, has 4 sisters, and of course is the daughter of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore

when I heard the distorted voice, that's exactly who I thought Deer was.

but singing voice & the way he moved made me think otherwise.


this show is so incredibly stupid. I can't get enough.

I think the Peacock is Corey Feldman. He was a teen heart throb and friends with Michael Jackson

As for the unicorn, maybe Tori Spelling. She is the daughter of a legendary producer and had her own reality show. Plus, she will do almost anything for money

I don't remember the Deer moving at all which gave me more faith that it was TB.

Great guess on Peacock. I bet you're right.