Unexpected movie lines

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Champ Bailey said:

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taxpreparer said:

Other than the time I saw it, I have never met two other people who would admit having seen it.


I think it was the first movie I saw without my parents and we snuck in, so it has a special place.


I love that movie. It's great.
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Do you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he puts on a dress and played a girl bunny? / Garth in Wayne's World.
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Champ Bailey said:

Troutslime said:

taxpreparer said:

Other than the time I saw it, I have never met two other people who would admit having seen it.


I think it was the first movie I saw without my parents and we snuck in, so it has a special place.


I love that movie. It's great.


Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

Lol! Freaking funny!!
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"I'm here for the gang bang"
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Your mom goes to college!
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"Go Bears."

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Malcolm52 said:

"I'm here for the gang bang"
Todd Phillip's cameos in his movies are always funny. The perv on the bus in Road Trip, making out in the elevator in the Hangover etc.
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Some of you don't know what "unexpected" means.

My submission from The Kingsman:

Quote:

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, love. Gotta save the world.

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, we can do it in the... a^^hole.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.
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Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky. "I swallowed your..." I saw in it the theater and the audience was shocked silence when she said that.

NSFW



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Urban Ag
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My wife and I were visiting my parents for the holidays in 2001 and my wife decides we should take my mom to a movie. So they picked Vanilla Sky and none of the three of us actually knew anything about the movie. So when that line was said by Diaz, and I'm sitting next to my mom, I literally choked on popcorn to the point I had to leave the theatre and compose myself outside. Then I went back in the theatre and my mom and wife were laughing at me and I just told them not to talk to me for a couple hours.

Yes, I think that is exactly what is mean by an unexpected line.
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Urban Ag said:

My wife and I were visiting my parents for the holidays in 2001 and my wife decides we should take my mom to a movie. So they picked Vanilla Sky and none of the three of us actually knew anything about the movie. So when that line was said by Diaz, and I'm sitting next to my mom, I literally choked on popcorn to the point I had to leave the theatre and compose myself outside. Then I went back in the theatre and my mom and wife were laughing at me and I just told them not to talk to me for a couple hours.

Yes, I think that is exactly what is mean by an unexpected line.


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THAT line: Shark Attack 3 Megalodon. Not Safe For Work!

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jjmanzano said:

THAT line: Shark Attack 3 Megalodon. Not Safe For Work!


I came on this thread just to post Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.
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YouBet said:

Some of you don't know what "unexpected" means.

My submission from The Kingsman:

Quote:

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, love. Gotta save the world.

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, we can do it in the... a^^hole.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

This was definitely unexpected, as well as the follow-up at the end of the movie with her nekkid and turning on to her stomach and presenting her ass.
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91_Aggie said:

YouBet said:

Some of you don't know what "unexpected" means.

My submission from The Kingsman:

Quote:

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, love. Gotta save the world.

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, we can do it in the... a^^hole.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

This was definitely unexpected, as well as the follow-up at the end of the movie with her nekkid and turning on to her stomach and presenting her ass.


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jjmanzano said:

THAT line: Shark Attack 3 Megalodon. Not Safe For Work!


Lol! Works everytime!
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The old lady in Blazing Saddles:

"Up yours, n*****r"

I did not see that one coming.
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