Best lines in film history

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Bunk Moreland
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Not best scenes or extended cuts. Just really powerful lines. Let's see em.

Here's my #1



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FREEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMGHGHGHGH....
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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Hold on to your butts
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My wife is living with a convict out on parole in a trailer next to Gilley's and we're getting a divorce.
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the whole scene is great, but the best, iconic part starts at 1:19

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Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: **** you! That's my name! You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name.

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Coffee is for closers
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No. I am your father
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does twirling a cup count as a line?

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They can't make movies like this one anymore..... Ending of Bad News Bears.



Oh.... And the Line is, "Hey Yankees, you can take your second place trophy and shove it straight up your ass!"
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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CoolaidWade said:

They can't make movies like this one anymore..... Ending of Bad News Bears.


My god l love this. I was born in 73 so this is my era. What a simply awesome display of how f'ing great this country was when we where not shackled to nanny state, snowflake, political correctness. I had a couple beers with my dad post Little League games back then. Sh** was just so different. America had such a better sense of family and humor then.
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schmendeler said:

the whole scene is great, but the best, iconic part starts at 1:19




Man I cannot stand Marlon Brando.
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Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Heh.

They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. Y'know, it's... kinda like ol' squares in a battle like, uh, you see in a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo, and the idea was, shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin', and sometimes the shark'd go away... sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Y'know, by the end of that first dawn... lost a hundred men. I dunno how many sharks. Maybe a thousand. I dunno how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosun's mate. I thought he was asleep. Reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. Young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. Y'know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway... we delivered the bomb.
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Not better than some of the quotes posted above, but one of my favorites.

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Bunk Moreland
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AgLaw said:

Not better than some of the quotes posted above, but one of my favorites.




Love this one. And best line doesn't have to be most famous. I'd vote this one. But it has a partner. "oh Paulie, we won't see him no more."
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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aggie1906 said:




Beat me to it.
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"No regrets" that's my motto. That and "everybody wang Chung tonight"
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