I posted this on the Real Estate Board, but I figured you degenerates would love it too.
Realtor wife's story last night OVER dinner:
Backstory: New client, mid 70ish female. Husband walked out 2 months ago and told her to sell the house. She's been a housewife her whole life and is pretty helpless about how to go about selling house. Wife is spending ALL of her time helping pack, making suggestions on repairs (house is 35 years old and never updated). 30ish daughter and "boyfriend" live upstairs. Both work part time and are worthless.
Story: Client was able to get freeloaders out of house. ( I am really surprised it happened so easily) Wife and client cleaning out closet. Daughter's cat has ruined carpet in bedroom. No big deal as all carpet needs to be replaced. Dragging stuff out of closet and find a large white mat with a pentagram in the middle. Then it turns out daughter had TWO cats. The second one is in a jar in the back of the closet. I'm not talking about a cremated animal in an urn. It's A WHOLE F*****G CAT IN SOME KIND OF LIQUID IN A LARGE JAR!
I've been an ER Nurse for 15 years. This is the first time my wife's dinner story has topped mine.
Realtor wife's story last night OVER dinner:
Backstory: New client, mid 70ish female. Husband walked out 2 months ago and told her to sell the house. She's been a housewife her whole life and is pretty helpless about how to go about selling house. Wife is spending ALL of her time helping pack, making suggestions on repairs (house is 35 years old and never updated). 30ish daughter and "boyfriend" live upstairs. Both work part time and are worthless.
Story: Client was able to get freeloaders out of house. ( I am really surprised it happened so easily) Wife and client cleaning out closet. Daughter's cat has ruined carpet in bedroom. No big deal as all carpet needs to be replaced. Dragging stuff out of closet and find a large white mat with a pentagram in the middle. Then it turns out daughter had TWO cats. The second one is in a jar in the back of the closet. I'm not talking about a cremated animal in an urn. It's A WHOLE F*****G CAT IN SOME KIND OF LIQUID IN A LARGE JAR!
I've been an ER Nurse for 15 years. This is the first time my wife's dinner story has topped mine.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.