Tales of a Realtor

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malenurse
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10:27a, 12/1/22
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I posted this on the Real Estate Board, but I figured you degenerates would love it too.

Realtor wife's story last night OVER dinner:

Backstory: New client, mid 70ish female. Husband walked out 2 months ago and told her to sell the house. She's been a housewife her whole life and is pretty helpless about how to go about selling house. Wife is spending ALL of her time helping pack, making suggestions on repairs (house is 35 years old and never updated). 30ish daughter and "boyfriend" live upstairs. Both work part time and are worthless.

Story: Client was able to get freeloaders out of house. ( I am really surprised it happened so easily) Wife and client cleaning out closet. Daughter's cat has ruined carpet in bedroom. No big deal as all carpet needs to be replaced. Dragging stuff out of closet and find a large white mat with a pentagram in the middle. Then it turns out daughter had TWO cats. The second one is in a jar in the back of the closet. I'm not talking about a cremated animal in an urn. It's A WHOLE F*****G CAT IN SOME KIND OF LIQUID IN A LARGE JAR!

I've been an ER Nurse for 15 years. This is the first time my wife's dinner story has topped mine.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
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Doctor Rosenrosen
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10:33a, 12/1/22
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People that pronounce it REEL-A-TOR.
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10:34a, 12/1/22
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Beautiful home in great neighborhood. Closets perfect for satanic rituals
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11:47a, 12/1/22
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"...pets ok."
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12:02p, 12/1/22
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I was expecting "tails" of a Realtor. This is, after all, the General Board.
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In reply to TRD-Ferguson • 12:03p, 12/1/22
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That's over on the Favorite Actress thread....
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12:07p, 12/1/22
I have a high school classmate that is a realtor. Some of us worry about her going to show properties by herself.

Hopefully she is packing.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 12:50p, 12/1/22
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maroon barchetta said:
I have a high school classmate that is a realtor. Some of us worry about her going to show properties by herself.

Hopefully she is packing.
You think she's trans?
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12:57p, 12/1/22
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1:05p, 12/1/22
Good story, Greg RN.
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1:07p, 12/1/22
Meh... Bonsai Kittens aren't all that uncommon.
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1:43p, 12/1/22
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Traditional and timeless, a real keeper of memories with 9 lives worth of experiences.
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1:54p, 12/1/22
What is the asking price?
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In reply to Doctor Rosenrosen • 1:08a, 12/2/22
Doctor Rosenrosen said:
People that pronounce it REEL-A-TOR.

I say "rilter." Is that ok?
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1:22p, 12/2/22
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Did the lady keep the cat?
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1:27p, 12/2/22
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male nurse? is that like a lady pilot?
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2:04p, 12/2/22
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
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2:31p, 12/2/22
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7:24p, 12/3/22
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Male nurse < Female Nurse

Flight Attendent < Stewardess
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In reply to malenurse • 7:26p, 12/3/22
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malenurse said:


Truth
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In reply to Doctor Rosenrosen • 7:35p, 12/3/22
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Doctor Rosenrosen said:
People that pronounce it REEL-A-TOR.


"Realtor" is one of the worst words in the English language.
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In reply to Doctor Rosenrosen • 7:50p, 12/3/22
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Doctor Rosenrosen said:
People that pronounce it REEL-A-TOR.

You probably disapprove of nuculear and aluminium too.
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10:22p, 12/3/22
We were shocked to find an entire whole chicken in a jar once from an old barn but this cat story….gross. Wonder how the woman in her 70s has that conversation with her kid
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In reply to Doctor Rosenrosen • 10:25p, 12/3/22
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I remember professors at A&M would even say it that way.
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In reply to Know Your Enemy • 11:37p, 12/3/22
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Know Your Enemy said:
maroon barchetta said:
I have a high school classmate that is a realtor. Some of us worry about her going to show properties by herself.

Hopefully she is packing.
You think she's trans?
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In reply to Potcake • 9:39a, 12/4/22
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Potcake said:
Doctor Rosenrosen said:
People that pronounce it REEL-A-TOR.

You probably disapprove of nuculear and aluminium too.


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In reply to Green2Maroon • 9:41a, 12/4/22
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Green2Maroon said:
I remember professors at A&M would even say it that way.


Had a professor from Kansas who pronounced drought as "drowth" instead of "drowt". Nice guy, but it always bugged me.
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In reply to malenurse • 9:46a, 12/4/22
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MIL is going through selling her house right now due to situation with my FIL.

We found my FIL's ENORMOUS pile of empty whiskey bottles he had stored in the L-shaped hot-water heater closet in their garage.

I realize now why he fell asleep so early all the time.
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In reply to Humorous Username • 8:15p, 12/5/22
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Humorous Username said:
Green2Maroon said:
I remember professors at A&M would even say it that way.


Had a professor from Kansas who pronounced drought as "drowth" instead of "drowt". Nice guy, but it always bugged me.


FIL is from Kansas and pronounces it that way too.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/drought-or-drouth
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In reply to Humorous Username • 8:24p, 12/5/22
If the water is already hot, why do you need a hot water heater to heat it up?
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In reply to Humorous Username • 8:29p, 12/5/22
Humorous Username said:


I realize now why he fell asleep so early all the time.


Omg, am I drunk? Is that why I fall asleep early all the time?!
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In reply to Lex • 8:44p, 12/5/22
Lex said:
Humorous Username said:


I realize now why he fell asleep so early all the time.


Omg, am I drunk? Is that why I fall asleep early all the time?!


Isn't your current dude named Whiskey Bill or something?
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In reply to Humorous Username • 8:47p, 12/5/22
Humorous Username said:
Green2Maroon said:
I remember professors at A&M would even say it that way.


Had a professor from Kansas who pronounced drought as "drowth" instead of "drowt". Nice guy, but it always bugged me.
I have heard that pronunciation a few times and it grates on me when I do. As bad as "crick" for "creek" does.
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In reply to Humorous Username • 9:16p, 12/5/22
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How old are they? He's been a drunk a long time for this to be a big enough issue to divorce him at this point…
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 1:48a, 12/6/22
maroon barchetta said:
Lex said:
Humorous Username said:


I realize now why he fell asleep so early all the time.


Omg, am I drunk? Is that why I fall asleep early all the time?!


Isn't your current dude named Whiskey Bill or something?


It's Tequila J. And that's from the story of how I told the board about him. Still a great story. He's so silly.
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