Post here if you are NOT Lex's dad

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713nervy
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AG
I am not Lex's dad.
Sea Speed
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AG
Isnt her dad the one that made a thread trying to find a texagger to take her out, and that texagger was leaky pipes?
Lex
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I am not my dad!
Mayor West
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AG
Actual dad or calls me "daddy"?!
713nervy
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Sea Speed said:

Isnt her dad the one that made a thread trying to find a texagger to take her out, and that texagger was leaky pipes?

I dunno, I haven't kept up with it. But I met leaky pipes (a long time ago) and I remember thinking that he was a nice, good looking guy. She could've done a lot worse, that's for sure.
javajaws
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AG
I have relations with enough girls that have daddy issues, I don't need another one!
B-1 83
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I'm Spartacus!
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
maroon barchetta
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Sea Speed said:

Isnt her dad the one that made a thread trying to find a texagger to take her out, and that texagger was leaky pipes?


The first part happened but I'm not sure pipes was the result of that fishing expedition her dad led on the Outdoors Board. But I only lurked the OB once in awhile back then. At the time I think I believed the Zoo was actually the best board on the site.
Lex
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No one here, currently is my actual daddy.
Prince_Ahmed
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maroon barchetta said:

Sea Speed said:

Isnt her dad the one that made a thread trying to find a texagger to take her out, and that texagger was leaky pipes?


The first part happened but I'm not sure pipes was the result of that fishing expedition her dad led on the Outdoors Board. But I only lurked the OB once in awhile back then. At the time I think I believed the Zoo was actually the best board on the site.
Huh. I thought I remembered him posting that he had not been with a woman, and she chimed in that she'd be happy to meet up and take care of that. But that's been a long time and I'm now an olds.
He Who Shall Be Unnamed
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Perhaps Lex should post pictures of her Mother at about 9 months before Lex was born before we definitively respond to this thread.
Grapes
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I'd go out with Lex, simply because of her Thanksgiving Pick up line OP. The Lex handles also reminds of a super villain/tight clothing.

double fault
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I am not the father
Brian Earl Spilner
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Lex said:

I am not my dad!


42
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I'm old enough, but not it.
80s Guy
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I could be but I never nailed a townie wench without double wrapping it. Then again, I am not sure where Lex is from so it is slightly possible
AgEng06
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AG
I am not Lex's father.
Anchorhold
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I think we're going to need a picture of Lex's mom to be sure.
Talon2DSO
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AG
I'm not her dad but she's welcome to call me daddy
Lex
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Don't you tempt me with a good time.
Not a Bot
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AG
That was going to be my line!
Talon2DSO
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I don't tempt. You know what you got
Eliminatus
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Talon2DSO said:

I'm not her dad but she's welcome to call me daddy


Only if it is not MWF nights, every other Sunday morning, and Tuesday's after lunch. Those are my slots.
Lex
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Eliminatus said:

Talon2DSO said:

I'm not her dad but she's welcome to call me daddy


Only if it is not MWF nights, every other Sunday morning, and Tuesday's after lunch. Those are my slots.


Don't be telling everyone our schedule. I got a rep to protect.
Hideyowives
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Maury Povich: Annnnnnnnd you are NOT the father!

Me: running around the set like I just won the lotto
Lex
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You are not MY father.
maroon barchetta
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Lex said:

You are not MY father.

But you are the father of my first minion.
Hideyowives
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Lex said:

You are not MY father.

But you are the father of my first minion.


Lolque?
Sea Speed
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AG
Nice try leaky pipes
Hideyowives
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I don't know this leaky pipes.
Lex
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He's a nerd. You wouldn't like him.
Hideyowives
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Lex said:

He's a nerd. You wouldn't like him.


Probably into meteorology like a ****ing nerd
Leeman
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I don't think I am, but its possible.
Lex
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If your at least 46 it's possible.
I am always wrong
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Guilty. I'm her dad.
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