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Just if anyone wants to help, it is for my brother in law retiring from a long career in the Marine Corps. Thought I'd get more traffic here. Thanks and gig 'em!

Those aren't big enough for you to jump out of.

I didn't even know there was a food and spirits board.

I dont know much about cake, but Fudgie the Whale from baskin robbins is better than any fancy cake Ive ever had.

Fudgie the Whale is from Carvel

I thought this was a sex thing

Just print that picture on a poster board and serve a cake that tastes good.

I thought there would be cake.

Few pre-reqs here.
Do you have a mind like a diamond?
Do you know what's best?
Do you have shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes?

If so then here's what you do:
1. Get up early
2. Stay up late
3. Have uninterrupted prosperity
4. Use a machete, to cut through red cake
5. Change your name
from Kitty to Karen
6. Trade your MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
7. Finally (and this is important) wear a short skirt and a looooooong jacket

Do all this and you'll have successful Cake.

I do want a car with a cup holder armrest. I want a car that will get me there.