Upside Down Pineapple

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Wow!

I would have never guessed.
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TecRecAg
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I hired a girl with a pineapple tattoo. She didn't know it meant that until she was approached at a grocery store.
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javajaws
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"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
FTAggies
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Just found this out from a friend 2 months ago, apparently a very popular thing in midlothian
Gig'em
Anchorhold
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Who among the GB ladies likes to make this kind of cake?
RC_57
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Hell, now I just feel weird just walking through the produce department at HEB
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javajaws said:




Bravo!
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combat wombat™
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No idea what it means... not looking it up.
FTAggies
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It's for swingers, if you see someone in the grocery store with an upside down pineapple in their cart they're signaling that's what they are
Gig'em
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Anchorhold said:

Who among the GB ladies likes to make this kind of cake?

Lol. "Cake."
Woodward2206
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Is that all it takes to become a swinger?
Bondag
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Have seen lots of people wearing upside down masks with the pineapple. Guess they do have a use
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Woodward said:

Is that all it takes to become a swinger?


You can also put gnomes in your yard.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
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FTAggies said:

It's for swingers, if you see someone in the grocery store with an upside down pineapple in their cart they're signaling that's what they are

Why? Is the grocery store a hot pick up spot?
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Hwy30East
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I was out and about earlier, and saw a car in front of me that had a sticker of a full size upside down pineapple in the center of the rear window.

I guess they were out trolling!
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TecRecAg said:

I hired a girl with a pineapple tattoo. She didn't know it meant that until she was approached at a grocery store.

Wonder why you'd ever get a random pineapple tattoo?
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I've heard that white rocks in your yard is another clue.
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Funky Winkerbean said:

I've heard that white rocks in your yard is another clue.
That means everyone from Austin to San Antonio are swingers.
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Anchorhold
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I grew up on my grandmother's pineapple-upside-down cake. It was always the favorite at our pot luck dinners

Oh, you people need Jesus.
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Didn't have a pineapple so last night I drew one on a sheet of paper and taped it upside down on my front door but no knocks yet.
snowaggie
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Isn't there also something to do with porch or driveway light coloring? I can't keep up.
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Based on this story, about 50% of the couples in my neighborhood are swingers. How come everybody else is having all the fun?
https://nypost.com/2017/06/02/secret-signs-your-neighbor-might-be-a-swinger/amp/
AliasMan02
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Now I want to surreptitiously leave upside down pineapples in people's carts, on people's doors, etc. and see what happens.
AliasMan02
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Duckhook said:

Based on this story, about 50% of the couples in my neighborhood are swingers. How come everybody else is having all the fun?
https://nypost.com/2017/06/02/secret-signs-your-neighbor-might-be-a-swinger/amp/

One of the sources that article quotes is a "You might be a swinger if..." list that obviously started 20 years ago as an email forward chain.
The Dirty Sock
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Yikes. I must be ugly because I just chuck the pineapples in the shopping cart without discretion.
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Three guys are stranded on an island populated with cannibals.
The king of the cannibals tells them that there is a way to get out of the island if they accomplish a certain task.

So the king says to the three men, "Collect ten of any single type of fruit and bring them to me."

The three men quickly get to work and starts looking for fruits. The first man that returns has 10 bananas and offers them to the king.

But the king tells him, "It's not over yet. You are to insert all the fruits in your anus without showing any emotions. If you laugh or cry, we will eat you."

The man hesitates but proceeds to insert the 10 bananas up his anus. 1....2....- But it's too painful and he cries out of agony. The cannibals eat him instantly.

The second guy that returns has collected 10 cherries. The king also tells him to do the same thing and that the first guy that returned was eaten for crying. The second guy is happy because he is certain he can insert all the cherries in because of their small size. So he proceeds to insert the cherries with ease.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..- But the second guy starts laughing and the cannibals also eat him.

In heaven, the first and second guy meet and discuss their unbelievable misfortune. Halfway through the conversation the first guy says to the second guy, "I was watching you from up here and I saw that you nearly completed the task but all of a sudden you laughed. Why?"

The which the second guy replies, "I saw the third guy bringing pineapples."
Anchorhold
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Whole bunch of guys on this thread. Including myself.

Paying homage

https://ibb.co/ZJWvDJ9
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