Talking to someone in a stall?

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BenFiasco14
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Came into work today wearing an A&M shirt again. I work mostly with Sips so I've been trolling them all week with my self proclaimed spirit week.

Head to the bathroom down the hall and a guy from some other company pops out sees my shirt and starts chatting me up about the game, congrats, etc. I say thanks then head to a stall to do my morning deed.

Homeboy is at a urinal and continues to chat me up about the game. I humored him but man, this has gotta be a violation of bathroom etiquette right?
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
azul_rain
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Assert your dominance, pee on his stall
you may all go to hell and i will go to Texas
Leeman
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Did you cut him off mid-sentence with a shotgun blast out of your ass ?
Anchorhold
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Why are you responding?
80s Guy
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Leeman said:

Did you cut him off mid-sentence with a shotgun blast out of your ass ?


Followed by The Moan of Release
Cromagnum
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Only one way to handle this.

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Potcake
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Cromagnum said:

Only one way to handle this.



WTH
Beer Baron
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Invite him in if he wants to keep talking.
Joe Schillaci 48
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hedge said:

Assert your dominance, pee on his stall
FIFY
Assert your dominance, pee on his foot
DannyDuberstein
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When confronted with this situation, I prefer to grunt slightly while talking. It tends to end the conversation
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Beer Baron said:

Invite him in if he wants to keep talking.
I guess it depends on how wide a stance he has.
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Was he tapping your foot under the stall divider?
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pdc093
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Cromagnum said:

Only one way to handle this.



o.m.g.
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I would contend that doing the talking at the urinal is asserting dominance.
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BenFiasco14 said:

Came into work today wearing an A&M shirt again. I work mostly with Sips so I've been trolling them all week with my self proclaimed spirit week.

Head to the bathroom down the hall and a guy from some other company pops out sees my shirt and starts chatting me up about the game, congrats, etc. I say thanks then head to a stall to do my morning deed.

Homeboy is at a urinal and continues to chat me up about the game. I humored him but man, this has gotta be a violation of bathroom etiquette right?
I find that a few well timed straining grunts usually shuts them up.

edit: Doh! Danny beat me to it.
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Ginormus Ag
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There is no reason to ever talk to anyone in a public restroom. Choking, ODing, giving the hooker fetish instructions are not exceptions. No exceptions. No words should ever be said.
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Leeman said:

Did you cut him off mid-sentence with a shotgun blast out of your ass ?


LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLASSTTTT!!!!

ABATTBQ11
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hedge said:

Assert your dominance, pee on his stall him


That's how this works
Lex
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I hate all of you so much.
Hi, Im Brett
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Sounds like you had a singing partner for spirit week but didn't capitalize.

"SOME MAY BOAST…"
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Hi, Im Brett said:

Sounds like you had a singing partner for spirit week but didn't capitalize.

"SOME MAY BOAST…"

*this youtube video contains themes and subjects not suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised*
I would have kicked it off with this old classic

GrayMatter
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Ginormus Ag said:

There is no reason to ever talk to anyone in a public restroom. Choking, ODing, giving the hooker fetish instructions are not exceptions. No exceptions. No words should ever be said.
I guess you've never been anywhere nice where there's a bathroom attendant ready to give you some soap, towels, some mints or even cologne when you're done doing your thing. I don't mind chatting them up a bit and drop them some cash. It's gotta be one of those jobs that nobody wants.
Ginormus Ag
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Yes. I walk in. See them. And then I carefully hand them a note that says "kill yourself" and walk out and go to another better restroom without some low life loser pervert who hangs out in restrooms listening to other men piss, poop and fart. But, you be you.
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