I thought it was Thursday.

Ag_N_Houston said:

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Geralt of Rivia said:

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I don't know how to react when Fife doesn't start these threads

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Not by calling Wednesday Tuesday.

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*missed the recycling today because they came at 7:30
* I have no hot water because the Centerpoint technician (that didn't even need to be in my house) broke the button that let's you light the pilot
*I didn't sleep well
*now I have to redo Tuesday because Geralt says it's Tuesday

And if you need something to flush down the toilet, call realtalk. He is a turd and that's what turds get, flushed.

Lex said:

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And if you need something to flush down the toilet, call realtalk. He is a turd and that's what turds get, flushed.

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That's not very nice.

I'm just trying to hook you two up. I think both of you are single and live in College Station. And there seems to be some sort of attraction between you two based on your interactions on here.

Lex isnt single.

Hth

Is she married? If not, then she's fair game.

• Slept through my alarm for the first time since ????
• Rona test came back negative so IDK what I've got
• Ringing in ears has been traded for no voice
• Got a crap-ton of catching up to do and get figure out something for Mr Awesome to do today that's not Mario Party

Have fun out there!

Allergies? I am feeling pretty cruddy. That Sahara sand or whatever has me all sorts of icky feeling.

i do not feel like working.

I'm not known to be allergic to anything and I don't think we have dust blow over here. Mr Awesome had something that made him throw up a bunch last week so maybe it's related to that somehow.

I seem to remember the Leisure Suit Larry game having a key you could press in a pinch that brought up a spreadsheet on the screen to make it look like you were working. The 80's were crazy....

today is my Sunday.
-I am getting over a summer cold that made me miss a week of work and I still don't feel all that great.
-i am about to go back to sleep
-i desperate need to clean my house.
-everything sucks.

In fairness, Geralt missed Monday updates so this is okay.

- sup buttholes
- whack ass morning
- rainstorm at the beach - only right over us
- breakfast beers are goin down eaaasy
- get out in the waves later
- later gaywads

UTExan said:

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In fairness, Geralt missed Monday updates so this is okay.

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Thanks for understanding. #Friendship

The Fife said:

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• Slept through my alarm for the first time since ????
• Rona test came back negative so IDK what I've got
• Ringing in ears has been traded for no voice
• Got a crap-ton of catching up to do and get figure out something for Mr Awesome to do today that's not Mario Party

Have fun out there!

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Don't ignore ringing in your ears. I did. Turns out I had a tumor. Right up against my brain. By the time I quit ignoring the symptoms (even though they weren't constant), it took a 14 hour surgery and a 6 month recovery to deal with it. Thank God I had the doctors I did. Took a team of 5 of them (2 of them are Texas Aggies) to get the job done. They had to take one ear, including everything on the inside (equilibrium and all inner ear mechanisms too).

Moral: get it checked out. I wish I had sooner.

The ringing has been a thing my entire life, I've brought it up with doctors plenty of times before. I'll mention that it's been a little different from normal at the next visit though.

I have ringing in my ears from working offshore. Doc said I need hearing aides. I told him I'm short and bald I've already got 2 strikes; not gonna put a ****ing hearing aid on at 28 and take the 3rd strike looking

the type of woman that would care if you have a hearing aid is no woman you want to be with.

HTH

Geralt

tandy miller said:

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I have ringing in my ears from working offshore. Doc said I need hearing aides. I told him I'm short and bald I've already got 2 strikes; not gonna put a ****ing hearing aid on at 28 and take the 3rd strike looking

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Look into bone conduction hearing aids. That is what my husband has been fitted for (we just havent pulled the trigger on the surgical part yet).

Then you will basically be bionic, which chicks dig.

tandy miller said:

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What? I can't hear you

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I SAID THAT YOU'RE A TINY PERSON AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR

histag10 said:

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tandy miller said:

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I have ringing in my ears from working offshore. Doc said I need hearing aides. I told him I'm short and bald I've already got 2 strikes; not gonna put a ****ing hearing aid on at 28 and take the 3rd strike looking

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Look into bone conduction hearing aids. That is what my husband has been fitted for (we just havent pulled the trigger on the surgical part yet).

Then you will basically be bionic, which chicks dig.

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This is a good point. While you're at it, see if they can make your bionic parts vibrate. That would easily take a strike off the board for you.

Where are they at with bionic legs? I could use another few inches

tandy miller said:

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What? I can't hear you

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It appears you can't see, either.

tandy miller said:

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I could use another few inches

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TWSS.