Back in the day:

Best: Fifth floor of the chemical engineering building. Most of that building wasn't even filled back then. The only thing up there were a couple profs offices that seemed like they were never even used. That might as well have been a private bathroom and I never told anyone about it until I'd graduated.

Worst: Blocker, first floor. Only bathroom where I ever walked in and saw **** and vomit on the floor at the same time. Surprised I never saw a dead body there.

I worked in Blocker when I was a student and yeah, the first floor was awful. The pro strat was to go to the 4th floor (IIRC). Hardly anyone was ever up there so you could usually **** in peace.

IIRC, Mitchell physics building. Several private onesie bathrooms that are quite spacious. Idk why anyone would ever go in the dungeon that is Blocker when this place is right next door.

Top floor of CE/TTI. Ride the fast elevator up from Pie Are Square, pure executive level crapping with little to no other traffic.

The chemistry building had one that was a single toilet that locked. Off to the side and was innocuous because it looked like a closet. It was Barely used, always clean, and always stocked.

Used that one frequently when I was on that side of campus.

Back in the day, Bolton Hall had just been renovated and was a great place to drop a deuce walking back from Sbisa.

Basement at Kleberg

AggieVictor10 said:

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I worked in Blocker when I was a student and yeah, the first floor was awful. The pro strat was to go to the 4th floor (IIRC). Hardly anyone was ever up there so you could usually **** in peace.

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Work in the media center? Both my brothers did and have some good stories involving PTTS and the minivan.

80s Guy said:

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Basement at Kleberg

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Bingo...

larry culpepper said:

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IIRC, Mitchell physics building. Several private onesie bathrooms that are quite spacious. Idk why anyone would ever go in the dungeon that is Blocker when this place is right next door.

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If you recall correctly? When did you graduate? That building isnt that old. If you arent recalling correctly this young, you are in for some big problems later in life. You should probably just go ahead and donate your life savings to BlueAg.

Rolling the dice on a random floor of the Richardson building was usually a good bet.

I worked and had most of my classes in Zachry and that whole place was a no-go because of heavy traffic or international students.

Not Moses Hall after a long weekend, that much I know.

All this talk of taking dumps is making my bowels move. Brb.

Once, a group of us went out to north gate. At the end of the night, we all went back to the corps dorms and called it a night.

The next morning, one of the guys was missing. He walked in about an hour later while we were all recalling the fun had the night before. His face was white like he had just seen a ghost.

Apparently, after we walked across campus to our rooms, he walked back across campus by himself and passed out on the floor of the blocker 2nd floor women's restroom. He was woken up by a janitor poking his feet with a mop saying he couldn't be there.

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Whichever is closest when I need to drop a deuce. No need to hold it like a 5th grader

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LOL, at first I read that as "Whichever closet..."

Bathroom across from us in Aston. An agreement was quickly made between the suite-mates to use the designated ****ter

C1NRB said:

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Third floor south hall bathroom in Aston.
Each floor has two "public," one seat, lockable bathrooms on opposite corners. I found third floor south to be the least trafficked.
And as previously mentioned, third floor MSC was a hidden gem.

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Damn, same one

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larry culpepper said:

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IIRC, Mitchell physics building. Several private onesie bathrooms that are quite spacious. Idk why anyone would ever go in the dungeon that is Blocker when this place is right next door.

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If you recall correctly? When did you graduate? That building isnt that old. If you arent recalling correctly this young, you are in for some big problems later in life. You should probably just go ahead and donate your life savings to BlueAg.

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"Back in my day we didn't have to think about the best place on campus to deuce. We had all of the best spots memorized"

Basement of the Coke Building or 2nd (maybe 3rd) floor of the Reed-McDonald is where I used to stop off back in the day. Can't remember anyone ever being in those.

The closest one

My backyard.

Oh wait, I thought this was a brisket thread.

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TXAG 05 said:

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3rd floor of the MSC. Had to go through the old hotel section to get to it. Had a window.

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My personal favorite.

Toilet from 1955.

Your own personal window.

What else you need?

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a blumpkin?

larry culpepper said:

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histag10 said:

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larry culpepper said:

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IIRC, Mitchell physics building. Several private onesie bathrooms that are quite spacious. Idk why anyone would ever go in the dungeon that is Blocker when this place is right next door.

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If you recall correctly? When did you graduate? That building isnt that old. If you arent recalling correctly this young, you are in for some big problems later in life. You should probably just go ahead and donate your life savings to BlueAg.

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"Back in my day we didn't have to think about the best place on campus to deuce. We had all of the best spots memorized"

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Im not super old. I was in college when the physics building was built.

As far as which bathrooms were the least frequented and still clean- i preferred 5th or 6th floor Evans or Cushing. No one was ever there.

TXAG 05 said:

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3rd floor of the MSC. Had to go through the old hotel section to get to it. Had a window.

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MSC had a third floor?