Ugh, where are the nearest Q-Tips?

That sucks. Good luck.

Cram one in your right ear.

Beats the hell out of what happened to me once. One of those green tree frogs had gotten into my house, into our bedroom, and in the dead of night it apparently decides to jump and makes a near perfect landing in my half open mouth.

Try having that wake you up from a dead sleep and figure out what the F is happening.

Then again, had a co-worker that apparently had a scorpion crawling on his ceiling one night and it happened to fall, land on his neck and sting him when he went to brush it off.

So you had a frog fall in your mouth? What happened with the BQ in your mouth?

My dad had to go to urgent care because a june bug/japanese beetle crawled in his ear and was pinching him. I think they flushed his ear with something unpleasant to make the bug let go. The torment was real.

Well, I have bitten my own tongue a couple of times, but that's it. Sorry to disappoint you.

Yeah, there's people that get spiders in their ears. I guess they have to pour in a bunch of alcohol to get it out.

I took a sip from my Coke can once and a bee that was just inside the lip of the can stung me on the tongue. Worst headache I've ever had. I went to bed at 4:30 in the afternoon just to make the pain go away.

Sticks&Stones said:

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shoot it

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SHOOT HER!!!

Talking on a hand held radio when a stink bug flew in my mouth and hit the back of my throat triggering the gag reflex.Tasted that sunny beach for a few hours.

Pour alcohol in your ear the flip over

Builder93 said:

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I took a sip from my Coke can once and a bee that was just inside the lip of the can stung me on the tongue. Worst headache I've ever had. I went to bed at 4:30 in the afternoon just to make the pain go away.

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Easily accomplished by a Benadryl chased by some beers.

Unfortunately, I've taken LOTS of flying and crawling insects out of people's ears over the years. They like those warm hiding places.