What animal could you beat in a fight?

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1:57p, 5/14/21
https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifestyle/articles-reports/2021/05/13/lions-and-tigers-and-bears-what-animal-would-win-f

Let me just say, 22% of dudes are just wrong.
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An L of an Ag
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2:07p, 5/14/21
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Besides a chimpanzee? I kid! I kid!
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2:08p, 5/14/21
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Start with a mole and work my way up.
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Gilligan
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2:08p, 5/14/21
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Hedge for sure!
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Geralt of Rivia
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2:13p, 5/14/21
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I'll start with a blind rabbit
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2:15p, 5/14/21
Definitely a bobcat
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2:18p, 5/14/21
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Come on OP.....your mom!
Kiss my beans
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 2:21p, 5/14/21
Geralt of Rivia said:
I'll start with a blind rabbit
I thought for sure you would've said botchling.
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In reply to Claude! • 2:23p, 5/14/21
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Botchlings are really tricky things to fight, especially if you make them angry
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2:24p, 5/14/21
I have a black belt in Taekwondon't.
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 2:28p, 5/14/21
Geralt of Rivia said:
Botchlings are really tricky things to fight, especially if you make them angry
I could probably beat a Leshen
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 2:31p, 5/14/21
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Geralt of Rivia said:
I'll start with a blind rabbit


What about a Caerbennog rabbit?
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In reply to An L of an Ag • 2:38p, 5/14/21
An L of an Ag said:
Besides a chimpanzee? I kid! I kid!
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Brian Earl Spilner
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2:40p, 5/14/21
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7% of men think they can take on a grizzly bear?

7% of men are absolute idiots.
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John Francis Donaghy
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 2:46p, 5/14/21
Brian Earl Spilner said:
7% of men think they can take on a grizzly bear?

7% of men are absolute idiots.


This 7% is roughly the customer base of the Tacticool fashion segment.
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chimpanzee
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In reply to John Francis Donaghy • 2:49p, 5/14/21
John Francis Donaghy said:
Brian Earl Spilner said:
7% of men think they can take on a grizzly bear?

7% of men are absolute idiots.


This 7% is roughly the customer base of the Tacticool fashion segment.
I want to know who's going to beat an elephant 1 out of 4 attempts?

And who would lose to a housecat in 1 out of 4?
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In reply to chimpanzee • 2:52p, 5/14/21
chimpanzee said:
John Francis Donaghy said:
Brian Earl Spilner said:
7% of men think they can take on a grizzly bear?

7% of men are absolute idiots.


This 7% is roughly the customer base of the Tacticool fashion segment.
I want to know who's going to beat an elephant 1 out of 4 attempts?


Someone who isn't hanging out on the internet responding to polls.

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And who would lose to a housecat in 1 out of 4?


The people who think they can beat a Grizzly.
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In reply to Gilligan • 3:31p, 5/14/21
Gilligan said:
Hedge for sure!
come get sum
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In reply to chimpanzee • 4:50p, 5/14/21
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"And who would lose to a housecat in 1 out of 4?"


This guy?




The drunk caption guy is pretty funny too
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In reply to Sticks&Stones • 4:56p, 5/14/21
Sticks&Stones said:
"And who would lose to a housecat in 1 out of 4?"


This guy?


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Gilligan
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5:13p, 5/14/21
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For all you tough guys out there I was attacked by a squirrel on campus.

I was walking down the sidewalk and I didn't see the squirrel until it sprung into action. I watched it jump up a wall to my left and spring off it onto my chest and into a tree on my right. Then blood started seeping threw my shirt. The little ninja had punctured my chest in four groupings. Very efficient little *******.

I can still whoop hedge in my sleep.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 9:07a, 5/15/21
Brian Earl Spilner said:
7% of men think they can take on a grizzly bear?

7% of men are absolute idiots.


Maybe they've seen Anthony Hopkins in "The Edge"?
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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace
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9:29a, 5/15/21
Look at the bones!!!

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Buck Turgidson
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11:35a, 5/15/21
I kicked an aggressive goose's but one time.
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 11:57a, 5/15/21
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Got beat...
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In reply to Ag with kids • 12:28p, 5/15/21
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The damn thing cheated!
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Agasaurus Tex
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1:13p, 5/15/21
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A goldfish in the terminal stages of fin cancer
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1:21p, 5/15/21
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3:25p, 5/15/21
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I could take a 7 month old Cavapoo. He's got a lot of spirit, but my size and reach usually wins out.
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11:01a, 5/16/21
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I think I'd have a 50-50 chance with this thing...
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Gilligan
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In reply to Ag with kids • 10:59a, 5/17/21
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What does that grow up to be?
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In reply to Gilligan • 12:32p, 5/17/21
Gilligan said:
What does that grow up to be?

It's a photoshopped western Pygmy possum: https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2014/09/western-pygmy-possum-burramyidae/
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In reply to Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace • 1:13p, 5/17/21
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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:
Look at the bones!!!



It's just a rabbit. Go chop its head off.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 2:31p, 5/17/21
Brian Earl Spilner said:
7% of men think they can take on a grizzly bear?

7% of men are absolute idiots.


If that dude from John West Salmon can take one then I can too.
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In reply to THE_CHOSEN_ONE • 2:32p, 5/17/21
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
Gilligan said:
What does that grow up to be?

It's a photoshopped western Pygmy possum: https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2014/09/western-pygmy-possum-burramyidae/
I'm moving my chances up to 52-48 now...
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