Fellow bidet users.

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BaitShack
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How sweet is it to wash your ass sweaky clean?
chimpanzee
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Tanya 93
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in before UTExan
BaitShack
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Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine.
Cramp00
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Don't have an outlet in the poop room
BaitShack
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Just as I am, without one plea.
Leeman
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Cramp00 said:

Don't have an outlet in the poop room
All you need is a bucket, a hose, and your hand.
Gilligan
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Leeman said:

Cramp00 said:

Don't have an outlet in the poop room
All you need is a bucket, a hose, and your hand.



Still talking about a bidet right?
Unemployed
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I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.
Charpie
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TMI
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RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.


God bless your anus when it decides to release.
Gilligan
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RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.


That's not right!

I would explode!
The Dirty Sock
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RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.


This ain't nothing to most women. Which is probably why they're pissed off all the damn time.
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Gilligan said:

RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.


That's not right!

I would explode!


Was on a liquid diet since Monday. Today was first time I ate solid food. Good news is that I was able to fart.
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RealTalk said:

Gilligan said:

RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.


That's not right!

I would explode!


Was on a liquid diet since Monday. Today was first time I ate solid food. Good news is that I was able to fart.


Sounds like your well on your way to sharting by morning.
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RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.
Did you go to Tuesday Morning this morning? Kinda weird to poop in a Tuesday Morning, but not that weird.
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Cramp00 said:

Don't have an outlet in the poop room

There are businesses that are set up to fix problems like not having an outlet where you want one. I had to do that at my business not too long ago and it was fairly cheap (between $100 and $200), IIRC.
UTExan
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Tanya 93 said:

in before UTExan


Ah, thanks. Suffice it to say that you do not want to use garden hose-style pressure on the nether regions.
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Cramp00 said:

Don't have an outlet in the poop room


Nothing a little redneck ingenuity and a deepcell battery next to the can can't fix.
Dr.Rumack
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IIRC our Toto came via Denver. Game changer. Took our guys two days to install.
MouthBQ98
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Go spray down your car. Then wipe it with a white cloth. Let us know how clean just water got it.
Complete Idiot
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Charpie said:

TMI
Tuesday Morning Incontinence?
Unemployed
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I'm happy. I just pooped. Not a whole lot but it's a start.
62strat
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MouthBQ98 said:

Go spray down your car. Then wipe it with a white cloth. Let us know how clean just water got it.
go wipe your dirty car with a dry white cloth and let us know how well that worked out.
MouthBQ98
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Several times. Gotta make sure the last towel comes up clean.
Unemployed
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MouthBQ98 said:

Several times. Gotta make sure the last towel comes up clean.
You would wipe less if you spray the car with water first.

Nobody said you still can't wipe with a wet wipe or toilet paper after using the bidet.

US - 1st world country, 3rd world toilet hygiene.
62strat
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RealTalk said:

MouthBQ98 said:

Several times. Gotta make sure the last towel comes up clean.
You would wipe less if you spray the car with water first.

Nobody said you still can't wipe with a wet wipe or toilet paper after using the bidet.

US - 1st world country, 3rd world toilet hygiene.
This.

The blast of water prevents you from using dry paper to smear around the almond sized remnant still hanging on.

When you look down during the spray, you instantly know how much easier you just made your clean up.
Aston04
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Seems like a no brainer.. Why not have that option to get your butt cleaner?
213 Grove
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Cramp00 said:

Don't have an outlet in the poop room
you don't need one for the lolpoor versions that use only cold water
Tomdoss92
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RealTalk said:

MouthBQ98 said:

Several times. Gotta make sure the last towel comes up clean.
You would wipe less if you spray the car with water first.

Nobody said you still can't wipe with a wet wipe or toilet paper after using the bidet.

US - 1st world country, 3rd world toilet hygiene.
i dunno... the left hand unclean countries must be 4th world then.
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BaitShack said:

Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine.

Oh, what a foretaste of glory divine!
AgCat93
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RealTalk said:

I haven't pooped since Tuesday morning.

It may be time to use the dreaded apparatus.
Dr.Rumack
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I think these are like 9,900 or so iIRC in Japan. I don't have my glasses on, but I think you just screw a water bottle on it. Heck, you could even make an 'Irish Coffee' in the morning with it.


I guess there some site to get something more kid friendly over here.... It even says so right there on the description. 'Ideal for Men, Women, and Children!'


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