Why did evolution god put spicy food

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Cramp00
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receptors on the anus?
Potcake
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AG
Isn't that where your head is? Ingress and egress all in the same place.
C@LAg
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look who is playing human centipede this evening.
Cramp00
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Indeed. Had Thai for lunch and a bloody mary this afternoon. This evening Im enjoying a sixer of spicy bottom.
Gilligan
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Eat ice cream after double Thai spice.

So when the last of the molten lava exits just sit there and say to yourself:

"Come on ice cream!"
Geralt of Rivia
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Haven't felt it in years
Slicer97
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Perhaps this is God's way of telling you that He decided not to make you man enough to handle spicy foods and should stick to Spaghettios.
Jugstore Cowboy
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AG
You got them hemorrhoids?
Drawkcab
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I thought OP was seriously kinky for a while.
Dr.Rumack
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Geralt of Rivia said:

Haven't felt it in years


Uranus?
Geralt of Rivia
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Dr.Rumack said:

Geralt of Rivia said:

Haven't felt it in years


Uranus?




Shakes the Clown
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I saw that episode many years ago

I spit up my bourbon
AgsMyDude
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AG
Think about the spices tho.

They evolved this way to keep birds from eating them.


And now they are widespread because we eat so much of them.
FIDO*98*
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This thread is far more humorous to me than it should be given my current location and circumstances

Dripping scorpion sauce on wings seemed entirely reasonable last night
DargelSkout
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Inferno's?
Gilligan
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FIDO*98* said:

This thread is far more humorous to me than it should be given my current location and circumstances

Dripping scorpion sauce on wings seemed entirely reasonable last night
listen to Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire when the time comes
Leeman
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Fire in the Hole or gtfo.
Cramp00
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Slicer97 said:

Perhaps this is God's way of telling you that He decided not to make you man enough to handle spicy foods and should stick to Spaghettios.

Tell me what else did God make your anus man enough to handle.
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