What can you do that you're proud of but really it's just stupid and sad?

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9:24a, 3/4/21
When I need to unstaple a stack of papers for some reason, when I'm done I always try to put the new staple back into the same holes as the old staple. I'm getting good at it!
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9:31a, 3/4/21
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keeping it office related I am good at folding paper in 1/2
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9:33a, 3/4/21
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Get grown ass beautiful women to call me daddy.
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9:35a, 3/4/21
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I'm good at getting TexAgs ladies to PM me nekid pics
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9:46a, 3/4/21
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Pull recipes from the Food & Spirits board and then tell my friends that they're my creations after months of trial and error.
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In reply to deadhead aggie • 9:49a, 3/4/21
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deadhead aggie said:
Pull recipes from the Food & Spirits board and then tell my friends that they're my creations after months of trial and error.
Only a dog would do that
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9:50a, 3/4/21
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Starting threads on TexAgs I found on reddit?
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12:01p, 3/4/21
Your mom.
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Ginormus Ag
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12:09p, 3/4/21
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I am really good at looking at boobs.
Username checks out.
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12:15p, 3/4/21
I can flip my tongue over so that the bottom is on top, Either direction.
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12:22p, 3/4/21
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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In reply to Goose • 1:07p, 3/4/21
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But did she/he let you have it your way?
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1:14p, 3/4/21
Recite the first chapter of Pride and Prejudice, 6 Shakespeare monologues, and the Prologue to The Canterbury Tales from memory
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 1:15p, 3/4/21
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Ginormus Ag said:
I am really good at looking at boobs.
Including your own?
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1:48p, 3/4/21
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I know every line to Varsity Blues, Rounders, and Molly's Game.
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1:54p, 3/4/21
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I can recite the alphabet backwards faster than any human alive
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1:56p, 3/4/21
I'm ambidextrous.
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1:56p, 3/4/21
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I once stopped a Randy Rogers concert in Acuna when I was mugging down with a very large Mexican girl on one of the balconies at the Corona Club. The club was about 75% my friends, and when Randy noticed nobody was watching the show, he stopped mid song to ask what everyone was looking at. They pointed at me, he said "****, that IS funny!" then immediately picked up where he left off.

I guess I read the question wrong. I can poop on command, so I always have the excuse "Sorry, gotta leave. I have to poop."
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2:04p, 3/4/21
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In reply to Leeman • 2:28p, 3/4/21
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Leeman said:
I'm ambidextrous.
What? You're a frog?
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2:33p, 3/4/21
High libido
you may all go to hell and i will go to Texas
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In reply to FIDO*98* • 2:39p, 3/4/21
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FIDO*98* said:
I'm good at getting TexAgs ladies to PM me nekid pics
This is still a thing?
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In reply to azul_rain • 2:44p, 3/4/21
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hedge said:
High libido
Given you admitted on another thread you haven't been laid in a long time (or possibly never), you're running the risk of going blind.
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In reply to Old RV Ag • 2:44p, 3/4/21
Yessir
you may all go to hell and i will go to Texas
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In reply to Charpie • 2:45p, 3/4/21
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Charpie said:
FIDO*98* said:
I'm good at getting TexAgs ladies to PM me nekid pics
This is still a thing?
It appears that Charpie has sent fido98 nude pics in the past.
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In reply to Unemployed • 2:46p, 3/4/21
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He has me blocked
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3:00p, 3/4/21
speaking of pics of wangs, where's chiken?

Has she found a new boyfriend?
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In reply to Unemployed • 3:03p, 3/4/21
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Well, they are right there. They are basically a shelf to rest my chins on.
Username checks out.
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In reply to 30wedge • 3:14p, 3/4/21
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30wedge said:
I can flip my tongue over so that the bottom is on top, Either direction.
I know there's a "your mom's balloon knot" joke in there somewhere.
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In reply to Unemployed • 3:14p, 3/4/21
RealTalk said:
Leeman said:
I'm ambidextrous.
What? You're a frog?
English language is not your first language ? ;-)
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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace
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4:32p, 3/4/21
Ladies, I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue and mouth.
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4:42p, 3/4/21
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functional alcoholic
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In reply to Husky Boy Jr. • 5:03p, 3/4/21
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Husky Boy Jr. said:
functional alcoholic
Got you beat there, I'm an almost functional non-alcoholic!
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In reply to Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace • 5:05p, 3/4/21
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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:
Ladies, I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue and mouth.
What username is cherrylodes posting as nowadays?
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In reply to Leeman • 5:06p, 3/4/21
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Leeman said:
RealTalk said:
Leeman said:
I'm ambidextrous.
What? You're a frog?
English language is not your first language ? ;-)
True story....I took ESL in elementary school.
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