Man jumps off Austin bridge

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Shakes the Clown
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5:04p, 11/30/20


Survived!
Fractured skull.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8998759/YouTuber-jumps-Texas-bridge-fractures-skull-landing-Colorado-River.html
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The Dirty Sock
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5:20p, 11/30/20
what a dumb***
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chickenfingers
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5:23p, 11/30/20
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She should find a new boyfriend
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In reply to chickenfingers • 5:56p, 11/30/20
chickenfingers said:
She should find a new boyfriend

He should find a new girlfriend. They're supposed to be the ones that stop you from doing dumb **** like this.
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In reply to THE_CHOSEN_ONE • 6:02p, 11/30/20
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
chickenfingers said:
She should find a new boyfriend

He should find a new girlfriend. They're supposed to be the ones that stop you from doing dumb **** like this.


More often they're the reason you do dumb **** like this.
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Stat Monitor Repairman
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6:31p, 11/30/20
Wear face diaper; jump off bridge. This is where we at.
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7:01p, 11/30/20
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I wonder if he has health insurance, or if society now has to pay for his crap.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothing is a real cool hand
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Furlock Bones
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In reply to turfman80 • 7:27p, 11/30/20
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turfman80 said:
I wonder if he has health insurance, or if society now has to pay for his crap.


You already know the answer here.
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8:07p, 11/30/20
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Looks like there is one more thing he can't do right.
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In reply to turfman80 • 8:08p, 11/30/20
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turfman80 said:
I wonder if he has health insurance, or if society now has to pay for his crap.


First thing I thought, based on the crappy car he drives and how he expected someone else in a boat to save us stupid ass. But hey, gotta follow your dreams (of getting attention on YouTube by any means necessary).
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9:28p, 11/30/20
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The bottom of the roadway is 100' high. The top of the arch is about 200'. The water beneath is 20-25' deep, at least out mid channel.
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9:38p, 11/30/20
He won't be able to pay his EMS bill, but we will.
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9:42p, 11/30/20
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Did he land head first?
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10:25p, 11/30/20
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Survived.

Thanks Obama.
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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 11:11p, 11/30/20
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MouthBQ98 said:
Did he land head first?
Whatever hit first is what he values the least, so yeah, I'm betting head first.
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11:29p, 11/30/20
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Herman taking the Urban Meyer rumors kinda hard huh?
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Brian Earl Spilner
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9:22a, 12/1/20
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Moron's video got blocked by Youtube. All that for nothing. Serves him right.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 9:56a, 12/1/20
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Brian Earl Spilner said:
Moron's video got blocked by Youtube. All that for nothing. Serves him right.


That'll make him jump again for real this time
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In reply to Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace • 4:31p, 12/1/20
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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:
He won't be able to pay his EMS bill, but we will.


EMS bill is nothing compared to neurosurgeon, orthopedic and anesthesia docs.
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7:45p, 12/1/20
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Wonder it doesn't happen daily living in that communist ruled toilet.
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In reply to Stringfellow Hawke • 11:46p, 12/1/20
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brs4688 said:
Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:
He won't be able to pay his EMS bill, but we will.


EMS bill is nothing compared to neurosurgeon, orthopedic and anesthesia docs.


Why is there any medical duty to save some ******* that tried to kill themselves?

I mean, I'm all for getting help for those considering suicide and talking someone off the ledge. But if they're serious enough to go ahead and jump anyways, respect their wishes and leave 'em lay. Their body, their choice.

Don't spend my f'n money to save the life of someone who doesn't want to be alive when you're already spending my money to subsidize an organization that's killing the unborn who never got the chance to decide if they wanted to live or die and then chops 'em up and sells them for profit.
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7:53a, 12/2/20
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In reply to Slicer97 • 8:56a, 12/2/20
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Slicer97 said:
brs4688 said:
Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace said:
He won't be able to pay his EMS bill, but we will.


EMS bill is nothing compared to neurosurgeon, orthopedic and anesthesia docs.


Why is there any medical duty to save some ******* that tried to kill themselves?

I mean, I'm all for getting help for those considering suicide and talking someone off the ledge. But if they're serious enough to go ahead and jump anyways, respect their wishes and leave 'em lay. Their body, their choice.

Don't spend my f'n money to save the life of someone who doesn't want to be alive when you're already spending my money to subsidize an organization that's killing the unborn who never got the chance to decide if they wanted to live or die and then chops 'em up and sells them for profit.


What are you referring to? I am confused by comment. No one mentioned anything regarding chopping up babies and selling for profit.
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In reply to Stringfellow Hawke • 9:00a, 12/2/20
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Slicer97 did.

Maybe one of the more gory cases of "username checks out."
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In reply to TxAg20 • 9:02a, 12/2/20
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TxAg20 said:
Slicer97 did.

Maybe one of the more gory cases of "username checks out."


Weird to me.
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9:16a, 12/2/20
My Three things:

1) I told you guys this was incredible - glad someone else posted it
2) Slicer-pooh, sweetheart, I don't think that young man was trying to kill himself - though he is very lucky to be alive - he's just a bad attention *****.
3) the jumper needs some psychiatric help!!

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7:29p, 12/3/20
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
60% of the time, it works every time
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In reply to Shakes the Clown • 7:47p, 12/3/20
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Don't call me Slicer-pooh, midget.
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10:52p, 12/6/20
A sip no doubt!!
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In reply to Slicer97 • 2:26p, 12/7/20
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He ain't never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please
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