Friday, 3 April 2020

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chiken
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Breakfast delivered by the cabana boy
day 16 of work without bra
Hoping for rain but praying for a cure
Shakes the Clown
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chiken said:

Breakfast delivered by the cabana boy
day 16 of work without bra
Hoping for rain but praying for a cure


That's the best / worst Corona haiku ever, thanks chiken

I don't even know what day it is
Trying to get the energy to go for a short run, but it's dreary
Where the hell is Wade? He's our Waldo!
Maybe the Chinese will revolt and overthrow
Unlikely cuz No guns, no freedom!

Have a day !
Tanya 93
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And in today's edition of the terrible lunchbox joke:
What do you call it when an English teacher is convicted of a crime, but doesn't complete her sentence?

A fragment!


Unemployed
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chiken said:

Breakfast delivered by the cabana boy
day 16 of work without bra
Hoping for rain but praying for a cure
Do we even have to ask?
HossAg
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Day 8 without Whataburger
Shakes the Clown
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Yes, go on...
TecRecAg
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Same here. Going to fix that problem today.
HossAg
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I'm stuck in Louisiana for work so I can't.
Beckdiesel03
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*My day off..while I still have a job-so I will give Mr.Diesel a break from home schooling and wrangle the kids today.
*This weather sucks
*Coffee now then a bike ride/walk before the rain hits again.
*stay positive folks
Claude!
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Fun times.
Hi, Im Brett
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AG
For those with kids... Onward quick released to Disney+ today
Tree Hugger
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I haven't eaten Tex-Mex in over two weeks. I refuse to do take out, soggy enchiladas just aren't the same.
Claude!
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Tree Hugger said:

I haven't eaten Tex-Mex in over two weeks. I refuse to do take out, soggy enchiladas just aren't the same.
Make your own.
FNG
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Claude! said:

Tree Hugger said:

I haven't eaten Tex-Mex in over two weeks. I refuse to do take out, soggy enchiladas just aren't the same.
Make your own.


FiDO signal activated!
UTExan
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Friday Flashback to childhood electronic entertainment

It is better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness- Sir Terence Pratchett
“ III stooges si viveret et nos omnes ad quos etiam probabile est mittent custard pies”
zephyr88
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Post Tits?
et98
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Tree Hugger said:

I haven't eaten Tex-Mex in over two weeks. I refuse to do take out, soggy enchiladas just aren't the same.
Once you finally get to sit down with a big ol' Tex-Mex feast, your toilet will literally explode the next day...especially if this quarantine drags on a few more weeks.

T&P to your plumbing (both gastrointestinal and literal indoor plumbing)
Poptartin
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  • more studying today
  • and laundry
  • spent $300 at the grocery store
  • back to work on Monday
  • eating jelly beans
  • something else here

Have a day, dummies.
FNG
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Poptartin said:

  • more studying today
  • and laundry
  • spent $300 at the grocery store
  • back to work on Monday
  • eating jelly beans
  • something else here

Have a day, dummies.


You found a grocery store that had $300 worth of stock?
YellAgs
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Trying to decide if i should nap or try to push through to a normal bedtime.
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chiken said:

Breakfast delivered by the cabana boy
day 16 of work without bra



Did the cabana boy give you a tip?
chiken
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how do you think I paid for the food?
42
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chiken said:

how do you think I paid for the food?


Do you need dinner delivered? I believe I have a spot open.
AgOutsideAustin
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No bra?
How they hangin'?
chiken
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Ha! That's a great pick up line. I'd do you.
chiken
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They've complimented my new toe nail polish several times.
Poptartin
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Yes, FNG, the HEB near my house has lots of stuff. No pasta or spaghetti sauce though.
Claude!
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I bought toilet paper today.
Tanya 93
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Poptartin said:

Yes, FNG, the HEB near my house has lots of stuff. No pasta or spaghetti sauce though.
Our stores here have frozen egg noodles. Maybe if you really want pasta, check that out next time if the pasta aisle is empty.
Tanya 93
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Claude! said:

I bought toilet paper today.
2 ply?
Agasaurus Tex
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I would have cussed you if I had ended up in line behind you and your $300 worth of groceries.
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chiken said:

Ha! That's a great pick up line. I'd do you.


On my way!
Prune Tracy
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FNG
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Gangster Octopus said:

My work gave all 125 of us 2 rolls of toilet paper and a case of water, each. Too bad the TP is that waxy industrial crap.


Bonus: you still have a "work" to give you stuff.
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