Fill your solid gold bathtub with vintage dom perignon. Hoi polloi soaks in non-vintage swill.

Upgrade your electronic gadgets to the latest version ASAP. You don't want people to see you with a previous version iPhone or iPad, right?

Have your personal chef import Japanese wagyu beef at least twice per week.

Have your tailor make at least one new suit for you per week.

At least once per week, have a dodo-egg omelette and a side of right whale bacon for breakfast.

Have your chauffeur wreck the Maserati in front of poor people. That way you can buy the new model and get to enjoy watching the help endanger their own lives.

Needlessly light $100 bills in front of homeless people.

Take your jet to a spin to NYC. For grins, skip landing at TEB and instead land at LGA. Schedule your flight specifically to cause delays for commercial airline seat filler.

aTm2004 said:

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Drop your wife off at the plastic surgeon and receive divorce papers on Thursday.

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FIFY

blindey said:

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Fill your solid gold bathtub with vintage dom perignon. Hoi polloi soaks in non-vintage swill.


Have your personal chef import Japanese wagyu beef at least twice per week.

Have your tailor make at least one new suit for you per week.

At least once per week, have a dodo-egg omelette and a side of right whale bacon for breakfast.

Have your chauffeur wreck the Maserati in front of poor people. That way you can buy the new model and get to enjoy watching the help endanger their own lives.

Needlessly light $100 bills in front of homeless people.

Take your jet to a spin to NYC. For grins, skip landing at TEB and instead land at LGA. Schedule your flight specifically to cause delays for commercial airline seat filler.

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Actuallllyyyyyy.. wagyu is the non-japanese version. Kobe is what it is called when raised in Japan.

Sheesh.

hypeiv said:

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True... Getting a divorce is a very non-frugal experience

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Just got to make sure you have a bunch of kids first to make it extra non-frugal.

Win At Life said:

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aTm2004 said:

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Drop your wife off at the plastic surgeon and receive divorce papers on Thursday.

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FIFY

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Uh, yeah. I experienced this in 2011. And with two kids to boot.

Non-frugal indeed.

Not frugal because my guy has to have someone find something good enough to import into Japan and then resell into the American market. No where close to frugal with all of the customs charges.

aTm2004 said:

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Drop your wife off at the plastic surgeon and pick her up on Thursday.

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Boobs, tummy tuck, and lipo only take about 6-7 hours. You'll get her back to complain before nightfall.

91_Aggie said:

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blindey said:

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Fill your solid gold bathtub with vintage dom perignon. Hoi polloi soaks in non-vintage swill.


Have your personal chef import Japanese wagyu beef at least twice per week.

Have your tailor make at least one new suit for you per week.

At least once per week, have a dodo-egg omelette and a side of right whale bacon for breakfast.

Have your chauffeur wreck the Maserati in front of poor people. That way you can buy the new model and get to enjoy watching the help endanger their own lives.

Needlessly light $100 bills in front of homeless people.

Take your jet to a spin to NYC. For grins, skip landing at TEB and instead land at LGA. Schedule your flight specifically to cause delays for commercial airline seat filler.

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Actuallllyyyyyy.. wagyu is the non-japanese version. Kobe is what it is called when raised in Japan.

Sheesh.

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Actuallllyyyyyy... Kobe is what it's called specifically when it's from tajima cattle raised in Kobe/Hyogo Prefecture. Different regions of Japan have different varieties of beef. Another premium variety is Matsusaka beef from Mie Prefecture.

Actuallllyyyyyy...Dom Perignon does not produce a non-vintage champagne so saying vintage-Dom is redundant and to be honest, shows a deep lack of class.

Also, Salon is the best champagne for which a tub should be filled.

Agree that there are tons of champagnes at a lower price that are higher quality than dom perignon. Just assumed that it would be non-frugal to pay a premium for the label on the bottle.

And now that I think about it, the actual "correct" non-frugal answer would be Ace of Spades. Until the mid-1990s and a big rebranding/ marketing campaign, that stuff was like 25/bottle. Still the same stuff, now just 200 in a fancy bottle.

Apparently you missed my point. I guess you just aren't well established in the ways of non-frugality.

I get it that DP doesn't produce a NV product.

I'm looking to spend tons of money for the least value in return.