TikTok Teens Are Dipping Their Balls in Soy Sauce and Lighting Their Houses on Fire

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Safe for work article.

https://gizmodo.com/tiktok-teens-are-dipping-their-balls-in-soy-sauce-and-l-1841177712


Which one of y'all have done this?
Ol Army 01 Post Boobs
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New meaning of salty balls
Claude!
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Shoot, I've been dipping my balls in houses and lighting soy sauce on fire. No wonder my views haven't been blowing up.
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Why can't they just eat tide pods
chipotle
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Doesn't matter had sex.....wait....what?
EastTexAg09
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I'll be the old guy and ask the obvious question:

WTF is TikTok?
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let's let these people vote
-It's a Jungle out there kiddies, have a very fruitful day-

ac04
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trying to think of something i care less about than what "tik tok teens" are doing
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"In addition to the above information, Fox News is also disgusted to report that TikTok pioneers are using each others' mouths as cereal bowls."

Don't get the outcry.
Ol Army 01 Post Boobs
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Alternate headline:
Gen x and boomer parents raise teens that dip balls in soy sauce in a feeble attempt to be validated
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I was thinking, "Why the hell would you ignite your balls after dipping in soy sauce which caused your house to catch on fire?"
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Things I am grateful for this morning:

1: Drive to work was easy.
2: Coffee
3: Sun is shining nicely in through my office windows.
4: "You lack the proper brain-testicle connection to actually taste things."
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swc93 said:

Things I am grateful for this morning:

1: Drive to work was easy.
2: Coffee
3: Sun is shining nicely in through my office windows.
4: "You lack the proper brain-testicle connection to actually taste things."
Exactly. Don't these idiots realize that if your testicles could taste, you'd already know it. You'd be tasting your own swamp ass.
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jokershady said:

Why can't they just eat tide pods
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EastTexAg09 said:

I'll be the old guy and ask the obvious question:

WTF is TikTok?
It's a video ap owned by the Chinese Government to spy on Americans. The CIA has hired American teens to perform outrageous stunts on TikTok to shock and confuse the enemy.
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Welp, I think it's high time we allowed the Darwinian theory of natural selection back into the equation. I don't know that society is worth saving anymore though.
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ac04 said:

trying to think of something i care less about than what "tik tok teens" are doing
instagram momfluencers?
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Win At Life
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WTFis a Tiktok teen?
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Win At Life said:

WTFis a Tiktok teen?
Mostly Asians of questionable age.
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EastTexAg09 said:

I'll be the old guy and ask the obvious question:

WTF is TikTok?
Its the newest social media craze where people can upload short videos backed by music. All my students watch this crap all day long, its pathetic. I started teaching right when MySpace hit, and I've seen kids in general get dumber and dumber as they spend the majority of their time glued to their phones. I have a no phone policy in my room (by far the biggest daily problem I have to deal with), but the other day, I let my students use their phones as a calculator. They were using Siri to calculate the problems. We have now gotten to the point where even a calculator is too much work.
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Bruce Almighty said:

EastTexAg09 said:

I'll be the old guy and ask the obvious question:

WTF is TikTok?
Its the newest social media craze where people can upload short videos backed by music. All my students watch this crap all day long, its pathetic. I started teaching right when MySpace hit, and I've seen kids in general get dumber and dumber as they spend the majority of their time glued to their phones. I have a no phone policy in my room (by far the biggest daily problem I have to deal with), but the other day, I let my students use their phones as a calculator. They were using Siri to calculate the problems. We have now gotten to the point where even a calculator is too much work.


Use Siri to do the math for me. Genius!
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There seems to be only one constant in your story about your students becoming dumber over time
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Duncan Idaho said:

There seems to be only one constant in your story about your students becoming dumber over time
We were pretty dumb. Maybe its our kids.
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11:55
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Claude! said:

Shoot, I've been dipping my balls in houses and lighting soy sauce on fire. No wonder my views haven't been blowing up.
Try dipping your balls in fire and your house and soy sauce. I bet that helps your views.
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Soy sauce? This is America, dip those nads in TABASCO.
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goodAg80 said:




I wonder if Boots has sampled these? Partial innuendo but not completely
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Shife said:


came here to post this then realized I already did over three months ago.
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