Have you ever accidentally sucker-punched the wrong person?

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9:23a, 11/21/19
Be honest.
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Duncan Idaho
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9:25a, 11/21/19
No but I donkey punched your mom
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Mort Rainey
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9:26a, 11/21/19
Sucker punching is for cowards like you OP
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Shakes the Clown
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9:27a, 11/21/19
Punching clowns like me
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10:26a, 11/21/19
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Almost constantly
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10:29a, 11/21/19
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Dad-O-Lot
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11:16a, 11/21/19
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I have not, but my brother was because someone thought he was me.
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
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12:20p, 11/21/19
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Yes, I thought it was Mason Rudolph.
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In reply to Mort Rainey • 12:25p, 11/21/19
Mabel Choate said:
Sucker punching is for cowards like you OP

This x eleventy billion
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12:29p, 11/21/19
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Have you ever sucker-punched the right person?
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12:53p, 11/21/19
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Do you mean literally or figuratively?
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1:45p, 11/21/19
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No, but I have been sucker *****-slapped by a skank who thought I was someone else.
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In reply to Dad-O-Lot • 5:29p, 11/21/19
Dad-O-Lot said:
I have not, but my brother was because someone thought he was me.


What did you to make someone mad enough to hit your brother?
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In reply to Dread Pirate Roberts • 6:11p, 11/21/19
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Dread Pirate Roberts said:
Dad-O-Lot said:
I have not, but my brother was because someone thought he was me.


What did you to make someone mad enough to hit your brother?
I was manager of the Dixie Chicken and kicked a guy out. A few days later he saw my brother and thought he was me. Walked up behind him and gave him a massive haymaker right in the jaw. Broke his jaw and it had to be wired shut for 6 weeks.
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
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10:11p, 11/21/19
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In reply to Dad-O-Lot • 10:30p, 11/21/19
Dad-O-Lot said:
Dread Pirate Roberts said:
Dad-O-Lot said:
I have not, but my brother was because someone thought he was me.


What did you to make someone mad enough to hit your brother?
I was manager of the Dixie Chicken and kicked a guy out. A few days later he saw my brother and thought he was me. Walked up behind him and gave him a massive haymaker right in the jaw. Broke his jaw and it had to be wired shut for 6 weeks.


Damn! What happened to the guy?
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In reply to Duncan Idaho • 10:30p, 11/21/19
Sine poena nulla lex.
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In reply to Swarely • 7:20a, 11/22/19
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Swarely said:
Dad-O-Lot said:
Dread Pirate Roberts said:
Dad-O-Lot said:
I have not, but my brother was because someone thought he was me.


What did you to make someone mad enough to hit your brother?
I was manager of the Dixie Chicken and kicked a guy out. A few days later he saw my brother and thought he was me. Walked up behind him and gave him a massive haymaker right in the jaw. Broke his jaw and it had to be wired shut for 6 weeks.


Damn! What happened to the guy?
nothing. He completely got away with it.
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
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In reply to Mort Rainey • 3:06p, 11/22/19
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Mabel Choate said:
Sucker punching is for cowards like you OP
This sounds so much like something SeaBass would say back in the day.

Are you SeaBass reincarnate?

*EDIT* -- I should clarify, yes sucker punching is for the birds, but just the order of your wording and calling out "OP" was so reminiscent of theBass that it was worth pointing out.
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11:38a, 11/23/19
What kind of useless subhuman sucker punches anyone?
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In reply to BanderaAg956 • 12:38p, 11/23/19
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Someone who knows they can't win a fair fight of any kind.
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In reply to BanderaAg956 • 12:45p, 11/23/19
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drevans956 said:
What kind of useless subhuman sucker punches anyone?


A father?

I sucker punch my boys all the time.

Maybe I am useless

But it sure does bring me a lot of pleasure.
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12:49p, 11/23/19
All these questions are making me think OP is looking for someone.
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In reply to AGinHI • 1:37p, 11/26/19
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AGinHI said:


I sucker punch my boys all the time.

Me: "Hey son, let's see who can hit the softest, you go first"

Son: "Sure Dad" (lightly touches my shoulder with his knuckles) "Your turn"

Me: (punches him kind of hard on the shoulder) "you win"

It only works once, but it was hilarious.
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