Blake Griffin's got jokes

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He went after Caitlyn Jenner at the Alec Baldwin roast.

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"As an athlete I want to thank you for bravery," Griffin said, as Jenner watched on eagerly awaiting the punchline. "As a human I want to thank you for doors you've opened. And, on behalf of the entire NBA and half of the rappers on the Billboard charts, I want to thank you for giving your daughters their daddy issues!"

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"Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017... finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick."

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/blake-griffin-jokingly-thanks-caitlyn-003429292.html
Serious Lee
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i couldnt believe what i was watching. it was like a dave chappelle roast from 2004. no idea how he got away with it but im now a huge fan (even though he thugged it up in reed arena back in 2008).
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Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
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PatAg
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hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
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The writers that Blake Griffin hired for the roast have jokes
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Beer Baron
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PatAg said:

hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
I'm having a really hard time figuring out what he thought the joke was.
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PatAg said:

hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
No, you didn't get his joke. It wasn't a good one, so that's probably why.

His joke was that his daughters have ****ed more than half of the sexually available rappers on the billboard charts.
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Woody2006 said:

PatAg said:

hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
No, you didn't get his joke. It wasn't a good one, so that's probably why.

His joke was that his daughters have ****ed more than half of the sexually available rappers on the billboard charts.
Is this real life?

WTF?
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the most confusing thing on this thread is the need to use this phrasing

"sexually available rapper"
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Woody2006 said:

PatAg said:

hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
No, you didn't get his joke. It wasn't a good one, so that's probably why.

His joke was that his daughters have ****ed more than half of the sexually available rappers on the billboard charts.
I'm pretty certain 100% of the rappers on the billboard charts are sexually available and the idea of a monogamous relationship only applies to whichever girl is naked in front of them at that particular moment.
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aTm2004 said:

Woody2006 said:

PatAg said:

hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
No, you didn't get his joke. It wasn't a good one, so that's probably why.

His joke was that his daughters have ****ed more than half of the sexually available rappers on the billboard charts.
I'm pretty certain 100% of the rappers on the billboard charts are sexually available and the idea of a monogamous relationship only applies to whichever girl is naked in front of them at that particular moment.
Its only half because they have not had time to go through all of them yet. The NBA is a finite number of players, but anyone with an iphone and 10 minutes can be a rapper now a days.

In NBA you have just under 500 players. Subtract the Europeans and Alex Caruso, Add back the Greek guy because... reasons and that is just under 90 players per Kardashian. Wilt would scoff at those numbers.
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I'm going to start using "sexually available" more often
DE4D
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toucan82 said:

I'm going to start using "sexually available" more often


No, I never asked if you were emotionally available or in a relationship... I asked if you were sexually available? ... yes specifically tonight! And bring a sandwhich!
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Bondag said:

aTm2004 said:

Woody2006 said:

PatAg said:

hph6203 said:

Why half the rappers on the billboard charts? There can't be that many gay male rappers or straight female rappers?
You didn't get the joke.
No, you didn't get his joke. It wasn't a good one, so that's probably why.

His joke was that his daughters have ****ed more than half of the sexually available rappers on the billboard charts.
I'm pretty certain 100% of the rappers on the billboard charts are sexually available and the idea of a monogamous relationship only applies to whichever girl is naked in front of them at that particular moment.
Its only half because they have not had time to go through all of them yet. The NBA is a finite number of players, but anyone with an iphone and 10 minutes can be a rapper now a days.

In NBA you have just under 500 players. Subtract the Europeans and Alex Caruso, Add back the Greek guy because... reasons and that is just under 90 players per Kardashian. Wilt would scoff at those numbers.
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this thread is embarrassing
Baby Billy
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cr0wbar said:

this thread is embarrassing

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