How would you punish people who steal food at work?

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I say give them herpes of the mouth and genitals.
Brian Earl Spilner
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And yes, some rat piece of **** stole my food today.

You don't **** with a man's food.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

And yes, some rat piece of **** stole my food today.

You don't **** with a man's food.
It wasnt that good anyways, I did you a favor.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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I hope you're the penultimate link in a human centipede chain.
Serious Lee
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we talking sandwich, salad or yogurt...or full entree like a bbq plate?
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Everyone in my office is in this funny habit of naming food. They even make name tags for their food like it needs an introduction. I really don't get it. But today, my lunch was a delicious sandwich named Karen.
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Someone stole my lunch at work. I mean, who does that? Who steals the pregnant lady's lunch?

Basically I just *****ed about it for a while, then went and bought something else.

I secretly hope they rot in hell.
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We terminate them
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This happened to a buddy of mine. Turned out the culprit was in IT and when finally busted he had all the stolen Tupperware containers still stashed in his office. Only punishment was termination.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

I hope you're the penultimate link in a human centipede chain.

I'm probably gonna regret asking this, but hey, you only YOLO once, right? Why the penultimate link and not the last?
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Scaphism.
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Microwave tuna fish and popcorn casserole until someone confesses. Get the entire office involved in rooting out the bastage.
It is so easy to be wrong—and to persist in being wrong—when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.
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Last guy doesn't have his ass sewn up, so it's slightly nicer back there. Penultimate guarantees the worst **** intake and still has to **** into someone else or take vomit up the butt.
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Why not lace the next sammich with ipecac? Post pics of the culprit so we can all laugh.
Drawkcab
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And that's enough internet for today. See y'all tomorrow!
DrZ
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Ask around. However suggests it was the maid is your guy.
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normaleagle05
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Thieves get ghost pepper sammiches.
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Lace it with meth...
TRIDENT
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Fire them for stealing.
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I bought a small vegetable snack tray and some f#$r stole the ranch and left the vegetables. A plague upon their house!
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During HS, someone at my brother's work would drink out of his 2-liter Coke that he would bring for the week. He brought one he had ****ed in and stuck it in the fridge. Someone was drinking from it.
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cisgenderedAggie said:




I know this movie, I've seen it and I cannot for the life of me remember what movie it is.

Holy crap that is going to bother me for the rest of my life until I figure it out.

Thanks a lot. You just don't do this to people on the internet. You don't.
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Matilda
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Cactus Jack said:

cisgenderedAggie said:




I know this movie, I've seen it and I cannot for the life of me remember what movie it is.

Holy crap that is going to bother me for the rest of my life until I figure it out.

Thanks a lot. You just don't do this to people on the internet. You don't.
Matilda

thats bruce who ate the entire ****ing chocolate cake like a champ
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Obligatory

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nai06 said:

Cactus Jack said:

cisgenderedAggie said:




I know this movie, I've seen it and I cannot for the life of me remember what movie it is.

Holy crap that is going to bother me for the rest of my life until I figure it out.

Thanks a lot. You just don't do this to people on the internet. You don't.
Matilda

thats bruce who ate the entire ****ing chocolate cake like a champ


Wow I cannot believe I remembered that scene, I saw that film in the movie theater maybe 20 something years ago. Haven't seen it since. Thank you for saving my life.
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Lace it with viagra. Whoever has a rock hard boner or nipples that can cut glass walking around the office will be your culprit.
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aggieforester05 said:

Lace it with viagra. Whoever has a rock hard boner or nipples that can cut glass walking around the office will be your culprit.


Or drops dead because they have a weak heart and suffer a fatal drop drop in blood pressure.

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You're no fun, don't be such a debbie downer....oh wait
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Sine poena nulla lex.
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Our office fridge served about 30 people, so of course it was always a chore to keep it clean. Some people simply refused to take their stuff out. It was gross. We established a rotation of designating a couple of people to clean out any unmarked or expired food on Friday afternoons.

Some folks were better than others about their role in Friday clean up. One of my better co-workers was disgusted by the laziness of people who always left food in the fridge for everyone else to clean up. When it came his turn to clean out the fridge he sent out warning emails that he was going to follow the clean out policy to the letter.

Boy, did he clean it out. All expired condiments went in the trash. Then, any container without a name went. It didn't matter if the food looked fresh or not, it went in the trash. That also meant he threw out some nice containers too. Several people had to go dig their nice dishes out of the trash which did not go over well.

He never had to do fridge cleanup again, and the fridge stayed organized and clean for several months.
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Burdizzo said:

Our office fridge served about 30 people, so of course it was always a chore to keep it clean. Some people simply refused to take their stuff out. It was gross. We established a rotation of designating a couple of people to clean out any unmarked or expired food on Friday afternoons.

Some folks were better than others about their role in Friday clean up. One of my better co-workers was disgusted by the laziness of people who always left food in the fridge for everyone else to clean up. When it came his turn to clean out the fridge he sent out warning emails that he was going to follow the clean out policy to the letter.

Boy, did he clean it out. All expired condiments went in the trash. Then, any container without a name went. It didn't matter if the food looked fresh or not, it went in the trash. That also meant he threw out some nice containers too. Several people had to go dig their nice dishes out of the trash which did not go over well.

He never had to do fridge cleanup again, and the fridge stayed organized and clean for several months.
This is the kind of enforcement it takes for grown ass adults to not act like third graders with the fridge.
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