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Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself in the testicles
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He needs to begin again. He needs ANUSTART.
I'm not quite following why he had MJ stuck up his butt. MJ is legal in WA.
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
He sounds like a nut.
I think he will fit in with the prison crowd just fine.
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And only 27 years old. He's a real overachiever on the felony front.C@LAg said:maybe a condition of his parole or something? Not sure.VikingNik said:
I'm not quite following why he had MJ stuck up his butt. MJ is legal in WA.
He is a 13 time convicted felon.
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More like Trouble No Balls am I right?
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Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
Was it 40 below and did he give a ****?
Not a Florida story?
How does he have 13 felony convictions and he's not in jail at 27?
How does not one but two balloons of marijuana just 'slip out' of your anus. Sounds like he's primed and ready for prison.
His days of snowballs are over
VikingNik said:
I'm not quite following why he had MJ stuck up his butt. MJ is legal in WA.
Did you ever consider that maybe he just likes having marijuana up his butt?
Did he, with the help of modern medicine, regain full reproductive function?
Yep, the justice system fails over and over again in situations like this. It needs to be looked into as to how this came about. Liberal judge, liberal juries, what allows this to happen?redd38 said:
How does he have 13 felony convictions and he's not in jail at 27?
Even if he didn't, it's probably too late to contain the welfaresplosion. Chicks love a bad boy that just doesn't follow the rules. And those chicks can't endure the cognitive load of a daily pill.LEJ said:
Did he, with the help of modern medicine, regain full reproductive function?
redd38 said:
How does he have 13 felony convictions and he's not in jail at 27?
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Was expecting way more face tattoos.
80s Guy said:Social Media Influencer said:
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
Was it 40 below and did he give a ****?
Got a heater in his truck and he's off to the rodeo.
I was told to learn this during basic training because my last name sounds similar to the "allemande left and allemnade right". My Drill Sergeant would sing this as I waited to go into chow if I was the man waiting at the door. Had my wife print the lyrics so I could I learn it and mail them to fort sill.
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I dare the OP to post this exact thread title in Forum 8.
And he's out on the street, why?Quote:
He is a 13 time convicted felon.
Oh man, this might be a Darwin Award.
Sine poena nulla lex.
Has this guy's anus produced any more marijuana today?
More like "trouble no balls"
Hey Shakes the Clown; how many marijuana balloon animals do you have up your anus?
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Not a Florida story?
That's my first thought. Would have bet big money this was another adventure of Florida Man
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Dude knows there's a difference between "bong" and "bung", right? They're not the same thing. Like, at all.
If he's averaging 6 felonies per incident, it's not that bad.redd38 said:
How does he have 13 felony convictions and he's not in jail at 27?
I had a hell of time parsing the title on this thread, mainly because I initially read "trouble" as the poster trouble... and I know what a "snowball" is and was why wondering men would shoot themselves in the testicles to get snowballs from trouble...
But its texags, so I figured business as usual.
But its texags, so I figured business as usual.