How do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich???

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Alo86
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Apparently applying the peanut butter and jelly on the same bread is incorrect???
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Alo86 said:

Apparently applying the peanut butter and jelly on the same bread is incorrect???
I don't think that matters nearly as much as the peanut butter to jelly ratio.

I like at least 2:1 peanut butter to jelly.
chiken
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Whomever cared enough to critique how you eat your poor person food shouldn't be paid any mind. Eat on, bruh.
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that's one way to do it. I bet you put your pants on both legs at the same time.
Shakes the Clown
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Folks

This is your new GB
Brian Earl Spilner
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You can either do PB on both sides and jelly on one, or PB on one and jelly on the other.

PB and J on one side is just weird.
Ginormus Ag
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I put my peanut butter and jelly on the outside. Different sides.
chiken
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Do it like this maybe?
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Flashdiaz said:

that's one way to do it. I bet you put your pants on both legs at the same time.
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, when my pants are on, I make gold records
Geralt of Rivia
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I would like to thank whoever it was that started the thread introducing me to the peanut butter, pickle, and onion sandwich. Those are delicious
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Do you know what they need? A white creamy filling, and I have just the thing...
Martin Q. Blank
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chiken said:

Do it like this maybe?

What's with the hairy legs on the left? Or are those veins?
Joe Exotic
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Any way is fine as long as you don't use natural or crunchy peanut butter.
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Shakes the Clown said:

Folks

This is your new GB
you people*
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chiken said:

Do it like this maybe?

girl on the left looks bonkers "kill your dog for breaking up with her" crazy. Probably ****s like a paint shaker, screams like a banshee, and drunkenly throws high ball glasses at your head like a middle reliever for the Kansas City royals five minutes before giving you a fantastic "it's going to get everywhere" mouth hug.
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Inside peanut butter outside jelly.

Seven days of the week, seven different chevy.

Black SS with the top blowed off.

****in with them boys get ya top blowed off
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80s Guy
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blindey said:

chiken said:

Do it like this maybe?

girl on the left looks bonkers "kill your dog for breaking up with her" crazy. Probably ****s like a paint shaker, screams like a banshee, and drunkenly throws high ball glasses at your head like a middle reliever for the Kansas City royals five minutes before giving you a fantastic "it's going to get everywhere" mouth hug.


Yep. And I'm okay with it....
EastSideAg2002
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So is it bad to use the pre-mixed one? Should I not do that?
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chiken said:

Do it like this maybe?

Not cherry.

WNB.
FIDO*98*
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Peanut butter on each slice of bread, jelly (prefer strawberry preserves) goes on top on one side and ends up in the middle.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Strawberry goes better with nutella.
Ags4DaWin
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Only heathens put jelly on their peanut butter sandwich. It's jam or nothing.
TxSquarebody
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I have no idea...ask the wife
Old RV Ag
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Bo Darville said:

Any way is fine as long as you don't use natural or crunchy peanut butter.
And you have to use that pillowy soft white bread.
Dr. Nefario
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You're all doing it wrong. Put the peanut butter and jelly into a small cup, mix them together, spread on bread.

You're welcome.
Lex
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First you take the peanuts
And you crunch 'em,
You crunch 'em
First you take the peanuts
And you crunch 'em,
You crunch 'em

For your peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly

Then you take the grapes
And you squish 'em,
You squish 'em
Then you take the grapes
And you squish 'em,
You squish 'em

For your peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly

Then you take the bread
And you spread it,
You spread it
Then you take the bread
And you spread it,
You spread it

For your peanut, peanut butter
And jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly

Then you take your sandwich
And you eat it,
You eat it
Then you take your sandwich
And you eat it,
You eat it

'Cause its good, peanut butter
And jelly
Good, peanut butter
And jelly

First you take the peanuts
And you crunch 'em,
Then you take the grapes
And you squish 'em,
Then you take the bread
And you spread it,
Then you take your sandwich
And you eat it

'Cause its good, peanut butter
And jelly
Good, peanut butter
And jelly!
Brian Earl Spilner
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Wow, this took me right back to elementary school. Well done.
I Play With Guns
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Creamy Peanut Butter on the left.
Grape jelly on the right.
3 pickle slices on the left and right side.
Place left and right side together.
Pull crust off and trash.
Eat pb&j sammich with jalapeo chips.
WIN.
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1. Toast bread
2. Spread insane amount of on on left toast slice immediately after it pops out of the toaster so that it gets real gooey and melty
3. Spread crapload of jelly onto right toast slice
4. Press together, gently
5. Wrap two layers of paper towel around the base of sandwich
6. Eat
Geralt of Rivia
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713nervy said:


2. Spread insane amount of on on left toast


Go on on
stinkerbelle
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Dr. Nefario said:

You're all doing it wrong. Put the peanut butter and jelly into a small cup, mix them together, spread on bread.

You're welcome.
This is how we were raised eating it. We were a large family and we always had neighborhood kids and friends over, so my mom would throw some peanut butter & jelly in a bowl, stir it all together and slather it on some bread.
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The proper way for a man to fix a sammich is to sit in his easy chair, with a beer, watching sports, while is nekkid significant other female is in the kitchen fixin' it.
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http://www.cornerstonehoneybees.com/
G.I.Bro
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In elementary a girl in class did a how to report on pb&j sandwiches and made some for the class. She mixed the pb&j in a large bowl and spread the mixture on bread. I was both blown away and repulsed.
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And it probably tastes exactly the same as every other suggested way on this thread. Talk about over thinking things.
King moto moto
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chiken said:

Do it like this maybe?

Yummy.
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