If I'm on a flight that is traveling at 504 mph and I decide to poop, would my poop travel at 504 mph when it exits my body?
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When's the last time you had a hot steamy bowl of wolf brand chili?
That's a physics question.
When was the last time you could say that you were glad you did?
Only an idiot would consume a whole bowl of that ish voluntarily.
Paging Physics Clown.Martin Q. Blank said:
That's a physics question.
EagleFordEarl said:
Only an idiot would consume a whole bowl of that ish voluntarily.
Well call me an idiot.
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You're an idiot.
yes, if you are on the wingMoto Moto said:
If I'm on a flight that is traveling at 504 mph and I decide to poop, would my poop travel at 504 mph when it exits my body?
Relative to the ground? Yes.
Relative to your ass? If yes, you should see a doctor.
Relative to your ass? If yes, you should see a doctor.
Slicer97 said:
You're an idiot.
Pots shouldn't speak of kettles
yes, and when you're touching yourself - you hand will be moving 512 mph...Moto Moto said:
If I'm on a flight that is traveling at 504 mph and I decide to poop, would my poop travel at 504 mph when it exits my body?
Remember the earth is rotating and the tangential velocity is high. So, wherever you pop it's moving fast,Moto Moto said:
If I'm on a flight that is traveling at 504 mph and I decide to poop, would my poop travel at 504 mph when it exits my body?
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So in a poop thread disguised as a math problem, we have intertwined chili elitism, idiot shaming, and a thinly veiled masturbation joke. Now all we need to make this a complete thread is a reverse skran defense followed by bouncing boob gif.
Do your own homework, OP.
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And they gave you a degree huh?Moto Moto said:
If I'm on a flight that is traveling at 504 mph and I decide to poop, would my poop travel at 504 mph when it exits my body?
Yes.
And ...
The conveyor is moot.
And ...
The conveyor is moot.
The anus is on you to solve your own poop problems.
EagleFordEarl said:
Only an idiot would consume a whole bowl of that ish voluntarily.
I used to ship boxes full of that stuff to my brother when he was deployed. Surprised he didn't die of a heart attack over there.
*YourSlicer97 said:
You're an idiot.
NoahAg said:*YourSlicer97 said:
You're an idiot.
We found the guy that likes Wolf Brand....
Answer is pending proper payment for services.
It depends. Are you pinching a loaf, or are you dealing with a more explosive situation?
Fascinating question. Of course a picture would be enlightening. Thank you.
Oh and it depends partially on your thrust.
Oh and it depends partially on your thrust.
Is the plane on a conveyor belt?
It's really a statics and dynamics problem.
You and the poop are going 504 MPH in the positive X direction
your poop has some velocity in the negative Z.
You and the poop are going 504 MPH in the positive X direction
your poop has some velocity in the negative Z.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with some wolf chili on a boiled hot dog with mustard and dill relish. If that isn't America then AOC has won.Slicer97 said:NoahAg said:*YourSlicer97 said:
You're an idiot.
We found the guy that likes Wolf Brand....
static poop = constipationTAMC80 said:
It's really a statics and dynamics problem.
You and the poop are going 504 MPH in the positive X direction
your poop has some velocity in the negative Z.
HTH, genius
Drawkcab said:
Answer is pending proper payment for services.
This. There are people with education who are employed to solve these types of problems, and they shouldn't be expected to give away these answers for free.
You need to set up a consultation with your local physicist.
We're talking more about eating a bowl of it than using it as a condiment.
The poop will fall vertically at 9.8m/s^2, no matter how fast you're moving on the horizontal plane.
I think your math is wrong.62strat said:
The poop will fall vertically at 9.8m/s^2, no matter how fast you're moving on the horizontal plane.
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