Walmart bans woman who rode cart while drinking wine from Pringles can

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Swarely
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8:32a, 1/14/19
Cherry?

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According to USA Today, employees at the store in Wichita Falls had asked officers to ban the woman after she had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours as she rode around on an electric cart.

The incident reportedly began just after 9 a.m., when officers received a call about a suspicious person in the parking lot.

The woman was reportedly riding around on an electric shopping cart that's generally used by people with physical limitations.

She was also drinking wine from a Pringles can, according to USA Today.

Police said they were told that the woman had been riding around the parking lot since 6:30 a.m. while drinking the wine.


https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-riding-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can
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chipotle
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8:35a, 1/14/19
It's time to play...."GUESS THE ETHNICITY!"
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8:38a, 1/14/19
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I don't know...I'm going with white trailer trash on this one.
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8:39a, 1/14/19
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Some people just don't know their limits. She should have quit after the first hour. She just pushed, it and pushed it, and pushed it, and caused herself the band.
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8:41a, 1/14/19
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let thee who has not drunk wine from a pringles can while riding a motorized cart cast the first stone.
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In reply to chipotle • 8:51a, 1/14/19
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chipotle said:
It's time to play...."GUESS THE ETHNICITY!"
Sounds Muslim
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In reply to Bruce Almighty • 8:57a, 1/14/19
AG
Honestly, I am picturing obese, white, trailer-park trash. Honey Boo Boos mom before the weight loss. But mean.
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In reply to chipotle • 9:45a, 1/14/19
chipotle said:
It's time to play...."GUESS THE ETHNICITY!"
Hasidic Jew? I don't see any other possibility for this.
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9:54a, 1/14/19
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In reply to The Fife • 10:00a, 1/14/19
The Fife said:
chipotle said:
It's time to play...."GUESS THE ETHNICITY!"
Hasidic Jew? I don't see any other possibility for this.


Benedictine Nun?
Toed Up Taoist?
Confused Confucian
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10:19a, 1/14/19
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10:39a, 1/14/19
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Its Phyllis from Dunder Miflin.

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2:41p, 1/14/19
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Wichita Falls rapid response team took care of business for Walmart.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/lovely-woman-banned-from-walmart-for-drinking-wine-from-a-pringles-can-and-riding-in-an-electric-cart-at-630am

"Officers responded to a call around 9 a.m. about a suspicious person in the store's parking lot, the Times Record News reported. Investigators found the woman at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from the Walmart.

The caller said the woman had been riding around the store's parking lot since 6:30 a.m., drinking wine from the potato chip can."

Poor thing was probably just practicing for the driving while impaired test to renew her scooter license. Now she's banned from Walmart!

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2:48p, 1/14/19
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3:43p, 1/14/19
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My mom was really hype leading up to the Cowboys game...
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3:57p, 1/14/19
AG
You can get banned from Walmart?
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4:19p, 1/14/19
AG
She poured the wine into the can or was she using it like a giant koozie?
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In reply to swc93 • 4:33p, 1/14/19
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I feel like this is an important detail.
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In reply to Swarely • 4:47p, 1/14/19
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She's my spirit animal.
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4:53p, 1/14/19
Nothing better than sour cream and onion flavored wine
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In reply to GinaLinetti • 5:33p, 1/14/19
CherryLodes said:
She's my spirit animal.

Of course she is....
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6:50p, 1/14/19
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My goal in life is to be banned from every WalMart in the country.
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7:30p, 1/14/19
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Only in the Falls....
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In reply to torrid • 7:38p, 1/14/19
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torrid said:
My goal in life is to be banned from every WalMart in the country.


Self-imposed bans are the best
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8:44p, 1/14/19
AG
Im more impressed that the scooter held a charge for that long.
a gmechanic 01@gma i l (no spaces)
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12:42a, 1/15/19
Do you think most walmart employees give a #$#$ to enforce it?
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7:11a, 1/15/19
That's my old hometown. Nasty stuff like that happens weekly, surprised this one made the paper.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 12:08p, 1/15/19
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Maybe they let her ride around for a couple of hours before they decided that she had work out her welcome.
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12:14p, 1/15/19
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Elitism at it's finest. The poor folk can't enjoy an adult beverage at Walmart while putting a few items on layaway while the bastages with more money than sense can walk the aisles of Whole Foods enjoying a glass of wine or craft beer.
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12:26p, 1/15/19
She's not a fan of the Walmart cab selection.
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In reply to Slicer97 • 2:09p, 1/15/19
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Which is why I want to know how the wine was in the can.

Whole bottle? Good times cruising around the store taking a bump off the bottle every couple aisles, leave her alone.

Poured straight into the can? Sipping the wine with chip flavor residue and soggy crumbs? Nasty ho gets what she deserves.
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In reply to swc93 • 2:15p, 1/15/19
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swc93 said:
Which is why I want to know how the wine was in the can.

Whole bottle? Good times cruising around the store taking a bump off the bottle every couple aisles, leave her alone.

Poured straight into the can? Sipping the wine with chip flavor residue and soggy crumbs? Nasty ho gets what she deserves.
I read this as her doing laps in a parking lot for hours while boozing.
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In reply to Tom Kazansky 2012 • 2:40p, 1/15/19
Great Beard of Zeus said:
swc93 said:
Which is why I want to know how the wine was in the can.

Whole bottle? Good times cruising around the store taking a bump off the bottle every couple aisles, leave her alone.

Poured straight into the can? Sipping the wine with chip flavor residue and soggy crumbs? Nasty ho gets what she deserves.
I read this as her doing laps in a parking lot for hours while boozing.

Let he who has not done a drunken lap or three around a parking lot cast the first stone!
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In reply to 80s Guy • 2:45p, 1/15/19
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80s Guy said:
Let he who has not done a drunken lap or three around a parking lot cast the first stone!


Circling the parking lot in your truck, working on beer #7 while your wife buys more dumb crap is not the same thing as doing laps on a cripplewagon drinking MD 20/20 or Thunderbird from a Pringles can.
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In reply to Slicer97 • 3:27p, 1/15/19
Slicer97 said:
80s Guy said:
Let he who has not done a drunken lap or three around a parking lot cast the first stone!


Circling the parking lot in your truck, working on beer #7 while your wife buys more dumb crap is not the same thing as doing laps on a cripplewagon drinking MD 20/20 or Thunderbird from a Pringles can.


What about when your roommate thinks he can reenact that scene from The Cowboy Way and you end up as the driver because you're the most sober-ish?
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