Undocumented Thanksgiving Guest

1,698 Views | 9 Replies | Last: 5 yr ago by Rongagin71
Thomas Sowell, PhD
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I did not invite you and there's a waiting list so please get in line. I hear hoards of you are on your way.
If you arrive at my door, you will not be accepted automatically. I'll give you a guest room and food/medical care and in about a year or two we will resolve this. So please don't cut in line; obviously it will do you no good.
We will have giblet gravy and cranberry sauce by the way. No tamales will be served unless you protest.
Front Range Ag
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Slicer97
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Try waiting until 5pm before you start drinking.
Liquid Wrench
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Slicer97 said:

Try waiting until 5pm before you start drinking.
But why?
Slicer97
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Valid point.
decent looking Ag
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Slicer97 said:

Try not posting.


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Slicer97
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I was attempting to be polite by being subtle, but yeah, that's more or less what I meant.
Thomas Sowell, PhD
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You two are definitely not invited. I'll keep the food warm and lights on if you show up.
Potcake
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Was this supposed to be clever?
cisgenderedAggie
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Rongagin71
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Wifey makes tamales, usually pork, about twice a year...most recently last week.
She had some left over masa and I had some dates so I deseeded the dates and boiled them with brown sugar and cinnamon to make desert tamales (added honey to the masa).

Those tamales were good but produced the worst smelling gas of my entire life.

Gave the extra desert tamales to the Mideastern guy that runs the local gas station.
He said he likes dates so I figured he knew what he was getting in line for...
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