UK woman found with turtle in V-jay after night out partying

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https://elpais.com/elpais/2018/09/21/inenglish/1537528934_632413.amp.html

The 26-year-old, who went to an emergency room complaining of pain in her genital area, has no memory of what could have happened

An emergency room doctor in a hospital in Mojn de Arona, in the south of the Canary Island of Tenerife, could not believe what he was seeing when, on Saturday, he attended to a British woman who was complaining of strong pains in her genital area. When the doctor examined her, a foreign object was found in her v******: a dead Chinese pond turtle.

Given the bizarre nature of the situation, the doctor called the police, who took a statement from the 26-year-old. She explained that she had gone out partying in the area of Faab beach, but could not recall what had happened that night.
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So there wasn't hare?
AggieDarlin
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Teenage Mutant 'Gina Turtles
Ginormus Ag
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Dang the Chinese are sneaky.
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The turtle died with a smile on his face
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AggieDarlin said:

Teenage Mutant 'Gina Turtles
: The secret of the ooze
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A classic case of reptile dysfunction.
Beer Baron
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I assume they all have a snapping turtle in there. This changes nothing.
mrad85
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I guess you wouldn't say she has a "snapper".
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The Slider was trying to get its Red Ears
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Well if you have to die somewhere....
Dread Pirate Roberts
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I'm confused. I thought the turtle head comes out of the...never mind.
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Well, they do live in moist areas.
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Probably went in a hard shell and came out soft.

Eww.
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Maybe Donatello got bored doing machines?
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I like [this] turtles.
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Bad way to die
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Those Kansas girls are crazy. Rock, chalk, jayhawk!
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This is why Periscope was invented.
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Tonto Goldstein 93 said:

Those Kansas girls are crazy. Rock, chalk, jayhawk!


I don't get it.
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I am glad the girl was able to relax a bit and come out of her shell.
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Bruce Almighty said:

Tonto Goldstein 93 said:

Those Kansas girls are crazy. Rock, chalk, jayhawk!


I don't get it.

I'm guessing he's an idiot that thinks UK is Kansas when it's really Kentucky. Kansas is KU. So his attempt at a joke was a complete fail.
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Man.. those baby turtles have to worry about so many predators heading out to sea
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Junkhead said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Tonto Goldstein 93 said:

Those Kansas girls are crazy. Rock, chalk, jayhawk!


I don't get it.

I'm guessing he's an idiot that thinks UK is Kansas when it's really Kentucky. Kansas is KU. So his attempt at a joke was a complete fail.

Yes!
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Obviously it was a box turtle.
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Poor turtle thought there was fish in there.
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Beer Baron said:

I assume they all have a snapping turtle in there. This changes nothing.
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I want to party with her
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Bruce Almighty said:

Tonto Goldstein 93 said:

Those Kansas girls are crazy. Rock, chalk, jayhawk!


I don't get it.
"UK" as in United Kingdom...or University of Kansas. Not very good, considering it's KU.
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OMG like who hasn't?!?!?
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Guess she didn't have any pockets to carry it home. Makes the dentist's daughter from Finding Nemo look like a saint.
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Ya'll are missing the main point here, since she can't remember everything, it is obvious that Brett Kavanaugh has struck again!
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Turtle clam chowder
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I opened this thread thinking it would be the latest in the on-going Kavanaugh saga......
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