Women be crazy

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Swarely
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10:59a, 5/7/18


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Zoe Adams, 19, had dressed up as a clown and put a pillow over Kieran Bewick's head to make their encounter more exhilarating on July 29 last year, Carlisle Crown Court heard.

In what she described as an "overreaction", she whispered, "Trust me", to the then 17-year-old Bewick before stabbing him five times in the chest, arm and thigh with a 10-inch knife, collapsing his lung.

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He was going to be scarred mentally and emotionally for the rest of his life, he said, adding: "I have always had a fear of clowns and Zoe knew this. This will now only increase my fear of clowns."


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/02/mother-19-stabbed-boyfriend-had-sexual-intercourse-dressed-clown/
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11:09a, 5/7/18
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"Mother"
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80s Guy
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11:13a, 5/7/18
Didn't we cover this last week?
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11:23a, 5/7/18
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11:28a, 5/7/18
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I bet she's taken a lot of cream to the face.
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In reply to 80s Guy • 11:29a, 5/7/18
80s Guy said:
Didn't we cover this last week?
twice.
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In reply to JAG03 • 11:38a, 5/7/18
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But first pat her down.
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12:13p, 5/7/18
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Doesn't matter - had sex
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12:23p, 5/7/18
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1:07p, 5/7/18
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2:24p, 5/7/18
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She ain't hot enough to be THAT crazy.
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In reply to agnerd • 2:32p, 5/7/18
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agnerd said:
She ain't hot enough to be THAT crazy.
I'll be honest... I'm not sure there's a woman alive hot enough to deal with clown mask stabbings

Like... I'd do a lot of demeaning **** to sleep with Kate Beckinsale... but letting her put on a clown mask and stab me during?

I dunno man... I'd have to think on that one.
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In reply to Swarely • 2:34p, 5/7/18
Stabbed five times and

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He was going to be scarred mentally and emotionally for the rest of his life, he said, adding: "I have always had a fear of clowns and Zoe knew this. This will now only increase my fear of clowns."
Why are we posting tabloid stories here?
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4:13p, 5/7/18
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Redhead. Not surprised.
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5:54p, 5/7/18
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There is something seriously wrong with her.
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6:19p, 5/7/18
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In reply to combat wombat™ • 6:20p, 5/7/18
Come on now. Don't act like you never dressed up as a clown and stabbed your husband during sex. You might act like a prude but we aren't stupid. Well not most of us.
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In reply to TxFig • 6:40p, 5/7/18
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TxFig said:
Redhead. Not surprised.


How do you know when a redhead is done having sex?
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7:39p, 5/7/18
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He gets stabbed during sex multiple times and his lungs collapses.

And his worry.

His big fear.

Is that he'll be afraid of clowns from now on?

But sex with redheads with a pillow over his head is still just fine? WTF?
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In reply to Woody2006 • 7:52p, 5/7/18
Woody2006 said:
agnerd said:
She ain't hot enough to be THAT crazy.
I'll be honest... I'm not sure there's a woman alive hot enough to deal with clown mask stabbings

Like... I'd do a lot of demeaning **** to sleep with Kate Beckinsale... but letting her put on a clown mask and stab me during?

I dunno man... I'd have to think on that one.
Holy Cow, Woody.

You and I agree on something. Beckinsale is the champ, and yes, whatever pride I have left, I'd gladly let it go to spend "quality" time with her.
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In reply to Humorous Username • 10:06p, 5/7/18
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TxFig said:
Redhead. Not surprised.


How do you know when a redhead is done having sex?


She unties you from the bed.
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In reply to 85Photon • 11:27p, 5/7/18
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85Photon said:
He gets stabbed during sex multiple times and his lungs collapses.

And his worry.

His big fear.

Is that he'll be afraid of clowns from now on?

But sex with redheads with a pillow over his head is still just fine? WTF?


if she hadn't been dressed as a clown he'd probably have written it off as a little kinky and claimed he fell on the knife to the ER
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11:33p, 5/7/18
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In reply to 85Photon • 12:11a, 5/8/18
85Photon said:
He gets stabbed during sex multiple times and his lungs collapses.

And his worry.

His big fear.

Is that he'll be afraid of clowns from now on?

But sex with redheads with a pillow over his head is still just fine? WTF?
Dude knows what he likes.
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12:16a, 5/8/18
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In a text message, Mr Bewick had told her that a barefoot clown was his worst nightmare.


Oddly specific detail. I would have thought the giant clown shoes were more frightening.
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In reply to 85Photon • 7:38a, 5/8/18
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85Photon said:
He gets stabbed during sex multiple times and his lungs collapses.

And his worry.

His big fear.

Is that he'll be afraid of clowns from now on?

But sex with redheads with a pillow over his head is still just fine? WTF?
I think he was already afraid of clowns and she did this to try to have him face the fear...then she went full BSC on him.
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7:58a, 5/8/18
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In what she described as an "overreaction", she whispered, "Trust me", to the then 17-year-old Bewick before stabbing him five times in the chest, arm and thigh with a 10-inch knife, collapsing his lung.

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In reply to agnerd • 8:38a, 5/8/18
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agnerd said:
She ain't hot enough to be THAT crazy.
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8:43a, 5/8/18
Like WTF ......
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9:11a, 5/8/18
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itch that crazy, I can't believe she didn't go after his tallywacker with the knife.
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10:52p, 5/8/18
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Redundant thread title is redundant.
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GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) Investigators in Montana say a woman armed with a machete broke into her ex-boyfriend's home, ordered him to undress and continued to have sex with him even after he tried to get her to stop.

KFBB-TV reports Samantha Mears is accused of breaking into the man's Great Falls home Friday. The man was not there, but when he returned, he says Mears forced him to disrobe.

Investigators say he told them he complied out of fear, and that after the two had sex, Mears sat naked on the bed with the machete in hand. Charging documents say she then tore a piece of trim from the wall and deliberately urinated on the bed.
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3:14p, 6/26/18
two things.

1) i didn't notice the first time in the original op the girl has a knife in her hand and is cutting meat. That's hilarious.

2) i can't imagine being the cop writing the police report in the new crazy. Who pee's in a bed after forcing a guy to have sex? On a positive note, dude can brag in bars now his sex so good a girl threatened him with a machete for it.
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