Emoticons for Olds

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Fonzie Scheme said:

Agreed. I'm on the back side of 40 and I knew what the eggplant meant as soon as I saw it the first time. I mean, in what world or context would anyone send an eggplant emoji, and actually intend for it to be an eggplant. I reckon a couple of eggplant farmers could be exchanging texts.


Or racists
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Fonzie Scheme said:

Agreed. I'm on the back side of 40 and I knew what the eggplant meant as soon as I saw it the first time. I mean, in what world or context would anyone send an eggplant emoji, and actually intend for it to be an eggplant. I reckon a couple of eggplant farmers could be exchanging texts.


Former eggplant farmer here. We know about the eggplant emoji. It's why a lot of us have switched to asparagus farming.
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Ignatius_of_Silesia said:

Fonzie Scheme said:

Agreed. I'm on the back side of 40 and I knew what the eggplant meant as soon as I saw it the first time. I mean, in what world or context would anyone send an eggplant emoji, and actually intend for it to be an eggplant. I reckon a couple of eggplant farmers could be exchanging texts.


Former eggplant farmer here. We know about the eggplant emoji. It's why a lot of us have switched to asparagus farming.
I need to start compiling a list of these.
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Brennus said:

So if my wife sends me an eggplant, peaches and smiling devil I can infer I am getting lucky tonight and not that we are having casserole, peach cobbler, and deviled eggs for dinner?


It means she wants your eggplant in her peach because she's horny. Lucky *******.
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