Question about Flowers To the Ladies here

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BombayAg
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Ladies, this question is for you. Assuming you like flowers (if not, please don't reply)
Suppose your man wants to give you flowers. On what occasions would you love to receive them?

Your birthday, Valentine's Day, Anniversary, First Kiss, Engagement Day etc. Please rank them in order of most to least.

Guys, please don't reply as I don't care about your stinking clueless opinion.
jetch17
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Oh look, sh*tty Bombay is back.
chiken
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I love tulips on my organ. It doesn't matter the occasion.
HC
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I got your flowers right here Bombay

quanah
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Ghost orchid or gtfo
BombayAg
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Lots of ugly men responding.

Go away.

only ladies should post here.
Slicer97
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It ain't the type of flowers that matter, dip***** Or the occasion. It's the fact that you made the effort to please her. That's some free advice. Not that it would do a miserable mook like you any good, but there it is.
BombayAg
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Slicer97 said:

It ain't the type of flowers that matter, dip***** Or the occasion. It's the fact that you made the effort to please her. That's some free advice. Not that it would do a miserable mook like you any good, but there it is.

Language, my friend. Your mother would send you to your room.

You are a guy, so I don't need your advice on this topic.
Slicer97
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Trust me, you need all the advice you can get.
PseudonymK
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I like orchids and lilies on days that aren't earmarked for something.
Kenneth_2003
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BombayAg said:

Slicer97 said:

It ain't the type of flowers that matter, dip***** Or the occasion. It's the fact that you made the effort to please her. That's some free advice. Not that it would do a miserable mook like you any good, but there it is.

Language, my friend. Your mother would send you to your room.

You are a guy, so I don't need your advice on this topic.

Well he's right though
PseudonymK
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I have never received flowers from a dude So, I think every girl would like that gift at some point in their life.
Kitten With A Whip
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Random flowers just because, mean the most. Extra points for remembering that I'm not a fan of roses, but that i love gardenias.
Slicer97
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You need to hang out with a better class of dude.
PseudonymK
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Slicer97 said:

You need to hang out with a better class of dude.
Look at you playing Dr. Slicer!
Humorous Username
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Brought home a bouquet to my wife this evening just because.
Slicer97
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Humorous Username said:

Brought home a bouquet to my wife this evening just because.


Congrats on the upcoming sex.
PseudonymK
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Humorous Username said:

Brought home a bouquet to my wife this evening just because.
We know what you are doing later
Vader 2020
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I just get flowers for chicks when I want to ensure that I get laid. They're always like "oh it's so sweet of you to just randomly pick up flowers for me, I love that you're spontaneous" and I'm just like "haha yeah totally" but in my head I'm like "it's not random or spontaneous, you idiot. It's a very calculated insurance policy I picked up to guarantee myself some sex."

Hah, women. Naive to the very last.
Vader 2020
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Humorous Username said:

Brought home a bouquet to my wife this evening just because.


My man.
herb11
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Slicer97 said:

It ain't the type of flowers that matter, dip***** Or the occasion. It's the fact that you made the effort to please her. That's some free advice. Not that it would do a miserable mook like you any good, but there it is.


This. Not necessarily the occasion or what flowers they are, but that he put in the effort. I love receiving flowers, but never expect them.
GinaLinetti
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Kitten With A Whip said:

Random flowers just because, mean the most. Extra points for remembering that I'm not a fan of roses, but that i love gardenias.



This times a million. Just because flowers are the best <3
PseudonymK
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I said that
Out in Left Field
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"Here's this living thing that will die within a week. Enjoy!"

Women, amirite?
Bruce Almighty
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Humorous Username said:

Brought home a bouquet to my wife this evening just because.


We know you got the idea to get her flowers because of this thread. If you got laid, just know that BombayAg was your internet wingman.
Agnzona
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Flowers when you are in trouble 0 credit.
Flowers when it is expected 20% credit.
Flowers for no reason what so ever 150% credit.

Take it from old married man.
Aggiemike96
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Pro tip: Send them to her work, so all the other hens in the office can be wowed with how awesome of a guy you are. She'll reward you accordingly.

Disclaimer: This requires you to let her out of the kitchen.
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