What If Your Fianc was a Actually a Demon?

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Dr. Mephisto
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

So you meet this girl through some friends. She's sweet, sexy and you get along fabulously with her. You date for a while, and besides her weird bondage habit (which you kind of enjoy anyway) she's perfect for you. After some time, you go get a ring for her and one night after a great dinner, you take a walk through the park and propose.

She tells you that she needs to tell you something very important before she answers. She's actually a demon from hell. Her parents that you met know she's a demon. Her actual form has a tail, horns and red skin. The devil allowed her one lifetime on earth before going back to hell.

She says that if you marry her, you have to go to hell when you die and serve her for all eternity. You'll be assisting her in her demonly duties, not being tortured. If you cheat on her or try to divorce she'll kill you.

So my question is: do you run like hell or stay?


Why not just start . . . "So you decided to marry . . .?"
Goodnight Irene
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:





Orale, handlebars!!!
BBRex
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It sounds good at first, but really, the devil's in the details.
aTm2004
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I'd take her home and **** her until she saw Jesus.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

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I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
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Cromagnum
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I'm sure there are some Darkstalkers nutjobs out there.

redline248
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AggieBand2004
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Cromagnum said:

I'm sure there are some Darkstalkers nutjobs out there.


I'm sorry, did someone say cosplay?
Agnzona
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How is this different than most marriage?
"Fort Worth where the West begins...and Dallas is where the East peters out!"
Agnzona
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And will your offspring be good enough athletes to get D1 scholarships?
"Fort Worth where the West begins...and Dallas is where the East peters out!"
Dr. Faustus
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These kinds of deals are of interest to me.
Dr. Nefario
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She's a demon, so assume at some point you'd end up in a devil's three way. For that reason, I'm out.
BurnetAggie99
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Agnzona
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I read that last line in Mark Cubans voice.
cr0wbar
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what a time to be alive
VikingNik
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All the interesting people will be in hell so why not?
BillYeoman
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This reads like a hypothetical posed during a multiple day Dungeons and Dragons tournament.
agnerd
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Already saw this movie. Answer is definitely yes!





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