So you meet this girl through some friends. She's sweet, sexy and you get along fabulously with her. You date for a while, and besides her weird bondage habit (which you kind of enjoy anyway) she's perfect for you. After some time, you go get a ring for her and one night after a great dinner, you take a walk through the park and propose.

She tells you that she needs to tell you something very important before she answers. She's actually a demon from hell. Her parents that you met know she's a demon. Her actual form has a tail, horns and red skin. The devil allowed her one lifetime on earth before going back to hell.

She says that if you marry her, you have to go to hell when you die and serve her for all eternity. You'll be assisting her in her demonly duties, not being tortured. If you cheat on her or try to divorce she'll kill you.

So my question is: do you run like hell or stay?

MonkeyKnifeFighter said:

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What if he/she spelled it "fianc"?

That's 'cancel the wedding, breakup forever' territory right there.

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I spelled it fianc but I guess TexAgs doesn't like the e with the weird mark on top.

I'd try it out just so i could say that i did

Dangit i thought mkf started this thread

Vader 2020 said:

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The choices in this hypothetical are stupid. If you marry her, you will go to hell for all eternity, and if you cheat or divorce she will kill you? But if you don't marry her, none of these awful things will happen?

You're supposed to make the choices difficult with both pros and cons for each to invoke some thoughtful discussion. In this scenario, your options are either (1) guarantee a bunch of bad **** will happen to you, or (2) don't. I'll choose option 2. Weak thread, OP. Very weak.

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Oh, but you'll be a king in hell. Meant to explain that.

Important question:

Is she on board with threesomes with the two of us and other hot chicks?

Also will said threesomes be fair game once we are in hell?

Ags4DaWin said:

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Important question:

Is she on board with threesomes with the two of us and other hot chicks?

Also will said threesomes be fair game once we are in hell?

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That's and excellent question, good sir. Yes and yes.

Then You just answered ur own question.

1) after you die you will bear 0 responsibility for anything you have done in life because you will be assigned to help ur wife torture sinners for eternity regardless.

Check

2) Will be married to a hot, cool chick who is DTF for eternity, and will be helping to introduce other women to the bedroom for kinky sex romps on teh regular...

Check

Remind me again what the downside is?

v

OP is going to hell anyways for starting such a lousy thread.

Slicer97 said:

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OP is going to hell anyways for starting such a lousy thread.

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or at least complying with a better Rule 1 example.

RESPECT The RULES

RULE #1

cas8019 said:

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RESPECT The RULES

RULE #1

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You don't see the pic?

WorkerBee said:

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How much does she make?
Can she cook?
Does she want little demons? And if so how many?

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$350,000/year
Yes
Yes, 4

Starts slow, then "swinging their bones out ahead"...

Maroon Stormtrooper said:

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So you meet this girl through some friends. She's sweet, sexy and you get along fabulously with her. You date for a while, and besides her weird bondage habit (which you kind of enjoy anyway) she's perfect for you. After some time, you go get a ring for her and one night after a great dinner, you take a walk through the park and propose.

She tells you that she needs to tell you something very important before she answers. She's actually a demon from hell. Her parents that you met know she's a demon. Her actual form has a tail, horns and red skin. The devil allowed her one lifetime on earth before going back to hell.

She says that if you marry her, you have to go to hell when you die and serve her for all eternity. You'll be assisting her in her demonly duties, not being tortured. If you cheat on her or try to divorce she'll kill you.

So my question is: do you run like hell or stay?

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If you want my Ex si bad, then just take her. I got no use for her anymore.