Jamison Bachman: Worst Roommate Ever

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Yet even after all of this, Frost approached him to try to negotiate a peaceful exit. She offered to return the money he'd paid in November and to help him find a new place to stay. Hearing her entreaties, Bachman just laughed. When Frost burst into tears, Bachman pretended to comfort her, she said. "He goes, 'You've got your whole life in front of you. You're pretty, and you're talented, and you've got this house well, you don't have this house anymore. This house is my house.' It was like something out of a movie."

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/02/jamison-bachman-worst-roommate-ever.html


It's a fairly long read, but oh so good.
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Must be related to Erlich
Tree Hugger
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This guy and MF Barnes would be great friends
quanah
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Hennessy11 said:

Must be related to Erlich

Except this guy is more like Chin Yang.
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Beer Baron
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People are terrible.
aggie_fan13
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What a psycho
sellthefarm
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Get out of my house or I'll shoot you...

This is my house....

Dead guy on the floor

Problem over
Aggies Revenge
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It would be a shame for him to have an "auto erotic strangulation accident" while looking at transsexual midget porn.


OnlyForNow
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The dude went insane because some other insane psycho, cut a guys head off (almost) over a freaking cheese sandwhich!
swimmerbabe11
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Never getting a roommate again
Geralt of Rivia
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wow...just wow...
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Creek was tall, slim, and handsome, with hair as black as squid's ink.
That creative writing class finally paid off.
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Aggies Revenge said:

It would be a shame for him to have an "auto erotic strangulation accident" while looking at transsexual midget porn.


Spoiler alert, but this is basically how the story ends. Except he did it in his jail cell while awaiting trial for murdering his brother.
Aggies Revenge
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I didn't make it that far into this modern Tolstoy serial.
Liquid Wrench
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The story itself is amazing if you can make it through the disjointed stylings.
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My brother had a guy in a rental property that attempted to squat. He was creepy and would say wildly inappropriate things when only my brother could hear them in attempts to knock my brother off guard. He seemed to know all of the property law and procedures and would stay one step ahead of them until they finally got him to leave. I think the total loss was something like 9 months rent on a 3/2 house plus attorney's fees.


I'm really surprised this guy in the story didn't piss off the wrong person in Philly. I know my relatives up there would have had a guy take care of him.
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That was not the ending I expected. I can't believd the brother bailed him out the second time!
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Great read.
Tanya 93
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Made me think of this


TriAg2010
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When Bachman learned what she'd done, he retaliated, filing a police report that claimed she'd come at him with a knife and persuading the police to arrest her (Hairabedian says she never attacked him). Hairabedian was forbidden to go near the apartment which meant Bachman now had full possession of her home. Taking advantage, he began dropping off her cats at kill shelters.


That's ****ing insane. What a twisted ****.
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His end game isn't all that surprising. He was clearly escalating and it was just a matter of time before he killed someone.
DVC2010
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In the end, though, he got what he wanted: a free place to stay where he couldn't be forced out no matter how insufferable he was. Evidently some people just can't be satisfied.
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That just killed the last half hour of the work day. Interesting, and Thanks
Fonzie Scheme
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I don't know. In the end, he proved he couldn't even live with himself.
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Arleen Hairabedian, a 43-year-old professional dog walker living in Queens,
Drawkcab
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I thought this was going to be about the guy who filled his apartment up with rubber duckies.
Vader 2020
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Just got done reading the whole thing. Holy ****
RogueAg
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I didn't read it word for word.... mostly skimmed it... so maybe I missed it.

How the hell did this guy not eventually run into someone, or a friend of someone.... who put a gun in his face and demanded him to get the hell out???
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Jamison Bachman was dead. A few days earlier, he'd hanged himself in his cell at the Montgomery County prison.

Damn, he really must have been a terrible roommate. He couldn't even stand to live with himself.
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He had them all convinced, legal-wise, that they couldn't do that without losing their homes in a lawsuit.
Liquid Wrench
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RogueAg said:

I didn't read it word for word.... mostly skimmed it... so maybe I missed it.

How the hell did this guy not eventually run into someone, or a friend of someone.... who put a gun in his face and demanded him to get the hell out???
Seems like he had a type. Probably scouted them out.

And the article doesn't mention how many people told him to F off in between stops.
Scotty Flamingo
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Just watched the documentary about him on Netflix. Knew it sounded familiar..then I remembered this thread.
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I totally missed this a few years ago and just read the article now. Torbush-level wow.
swimmerbabe11
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OOOOH the documentary is about this guy?

man, no desire to watch that.
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