First world problems: Holiday edition

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Pirate04
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1:33p, 11/22/17
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I hate how long deliveries take this time of year. Most of my gifts were ordered online and delivery on average is over a week. Can you believe it?

Also, I've been day drinking since about 10 because I got bored on my third day off. But since I got up at 0430 this morning, I'm just tired and not enjoying the drunk.
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chipotle
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1:34p, 11/22/17
drunk pics
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1:34p, 11/22/17
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LOL poors
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1:36p, 11/22/17
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Post pics
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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1:42p, 11/22/17
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1:44p, 11/22/17
Wait, you mean you can post on this board while not drinking?
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1:47p, 11/22/17
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So, you hungry for a carrot?
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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1:47p, 11/22/17
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Want new tires for the truck but still have 20,000 miles or so left until it is time for new ones but also want to take advantage of insane sales
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In reply to The Fife • 1:48p, 11/22/17
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Im either flying or drinking lately and I finished flying last week.
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John Francis Donaghy
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In reply to The Fife • 1:48p, 11/22/17
The Fife said:
Wait, you mean you can post on this board while not drinking?


Well you can.... but it's kinda like paddling a canoe in your living room. You can do it, but you won't get very far.
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In reply to aTm2004 • 1:49p, 11/22/17
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Zero makeup and dark eye circles mean Pirate uses a Snapchat filter. Deal with it.
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1:50p, 11/22/17
Not enough big coolers.
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In reply to John Francis Donaghy • 1:51p, 11/22/17
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The Fife said:
Wait, you mean you can post on this board while not drinking?


Well you can.... but it's kinda like paddling a canoe in your living room. You can do it, but you won't get very far.


Yeah that's a scary thought, I'm going to pour another one and get back to it.
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In reply to Pirate04 • 1:52p, 11/22/17
Finished flying for good?!
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In reply to The Fife • 1:53p, 11/22/17
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Um no. But I'm graduating school in 4 weeks.
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1:56p, 11/22/17
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I wish we could have the post a pic thread again.
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The Fife
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In reply to Pirate04 • 1:56p, 11/22/17
Going to stick around where you are or go for a private gig? My cousin moved on to flying relief flights around Haiti after he left where you are. He did pretty good, still has a nice place in Pensacola I think.
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In reply to The Fife • 2:02p, 11/22/17
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I really, really don't want to come off sounding like a dick so I'm not going to respond to that.
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In reply to Pirate04 • 2:20p, 11/22/17
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Well howdy!
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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In reply to Pirate04 • 2:48p, 11/22/17
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Cheap attempt to improve star rating...APPROVED!
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In reply to Pirate04 • 2:57p, 11/22/17
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Pirate04 said:
I really, really don't want to come off sounding like a dick so I'm not going to respond to that.

If there's any place on the net where someone can get away with sounding like a dick, this is it
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In reply to Pirate04 • 3:48p, 11/22/17
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Still a rush every time you go in the air??
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In reply to Pirate04 • 4:15p, 11/22/17
Sorry if I missed the thread about post-school plans.
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10:47p, 11/22/17
I would crawl bare naked up Mt Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate pirates parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago that she might have farted on.
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10:48p, 11/22/17
Speaking of farts.... stuffing makes me incredibly gassy. I think it's the celery
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10:53p, 11/22/17
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Pirate, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
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In reply to Brush Country • 11:03p, 11/22/17
Brush Country said:
I would crawl bare naked up Mt Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate pirates parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago that she might have farted on.
Well that escalated quickly...
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11:09p, 11/22/17
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In reply to Brush Country • 11:11p, 11/22/17
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Brush Country said:
I would crawl bare naked up Mt Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate pirates parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago that she might have farted on.

This is why we can't have pretty things here.
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11:17p, 11/22/17
So I can't be honest?
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In reply to Brush Country • 11:56p, 11/22/17
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AggieBand2004 said:
Pirate04 said:
I really, really don't want to come off sounding like a dick so I'm not going to respond to that.

If there's any place on the net where someone can get away with sounding like a dick, this is it


Brush Country said:
I would crawl bare naked up Mt Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate pirates parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago that she might have farted on.

See?
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In reply to Brush Country • 11:59p, 11/22/17
Brush Country said:
So I can't be honest?


In your case, I would advise against it.
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In reply to AggieBand2004 • 12:51a, 11/23/17
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AggieBand2004 said:
AggieBand2004 said:
Pirate04 said:
I really, really don't want to come off sounding like a dick so I'm not going to respond to that.

If there's any place on the net where someone can get away with sounding like a dick, this is it


Brush Country said:
I would crawl bare naked up Mt Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate pirates parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago that she might have farted on.

See?
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1:49a, 11/23/17
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My hand mixer just died in the middle of making pie.
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4:11a, 11/23/17
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I'll be eating bugs since I'm spending Thanksgiving in Cambodia
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