Woman marries and makes love to train station

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My Dad Earl
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So sweet. She found true love.

Woman, 45, claims she is 'married' to a train station - which she has sex with - after first falling for the building 36 years ago

Quote:

'There is a private bit where two walls meet, I go there to touch her, which I do by leaning against her with my clothes on. 'When I'm touching her, I feel as though it actually holds me and kisses me.

'I especially like when I hear the trains rev up their engines - it turns me on.'
That's pretty hott.

Flashdiaz
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why does she have 2 bulging abs?
Fonzie Scheme
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Woof. I'm pretty sure that dog is assaulting the train station.
wbt5845
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She looks exactly as I imagined her.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Older than 14?
aTm2004
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So brave.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
GAC06
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Love wins
AggieBand2004
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At the risk of seeming shallow, the train station could have done much better.
toucan82
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****ing white people
justcallmeharry
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AggieBand2004 said:

At the risk of seeming shallow, the train station could have done much better.
Agreed.

Obviously the train station was really hard up and not thinking clearly.
histag10
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did the train station consent to this marriage? was anyone allowed to object to their marriage?

I feel like this may be a classic case of a voiceless victim being forced into an unwanted marriage. Who will stand up for the train station's rights!?!?!?
Kenneth_2003
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Now... Think about this...

Is this some metaphor for running a train on her?
My Dad Earl
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Did anybody else notice that it's a gay relationship as well? The train station is a "she"...
Claude!
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Alternate headline: "Woman wants attention, is unable to find human intimacy"
18 USC 3056 Ag
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Kenneth_2003 said:

Now... Think about this...

Is this some metaphor for running a train on her?
Fore warned is fore armed.
AggieBand2004
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ol_army12 said:

Did anybody else notice that it's a gay relationship as well? The train station is a "she"...

Duh. It's Santa Fe, not Santo Fe
TexasRebel
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ol_army12 said:

Did anybody else notice that it's a gay relationship as well? The train station is a "she"...


Of course the train station is a "she"...

I mean, just think about it.
Train enters...
People exit train and scatter in search of their other half...
Train leaves...
My Dad Earl
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TexasRebel said:

ol_army12 said:

Did anybody else notice that it's a gay relationship as well? The train station is a "she"...


Of course the train station is a "she"...

I mean, just think about it.
Train enters...
People exit train and scatter in search of their other half...
Train leaves...
Dr. Nefario
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I once had sex with a subway token machine, but that was more of a "hit it and quit it" situation.
Ragoo
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i bet she'd take it in the caboose.
AstroAggie15
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Ragoo said:

i bet she'd take it in the caboose.


Potd
Thomas Sowell, PhD
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"All aboard"
aTm2004
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Ragoo said:

i bet she'd take it in the caboose.
Tickets, please!
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
gigemags-99
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#metoottoot
aggieforester05
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Those water wings though...
AggieBand2004
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gigemags-99 said:

#metoottoot

#choochoomeetschewchew
wangus12
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Of course this is in California
Beer Baron
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aggieforester05
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wangus12 said:

Of course this is in California
The same libs that say it's perfectly normal for a guy to transfer into womanhood will claim that this woman is mentally ill. Seems hypocritical to me.
The Fife
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"woman"

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