Rapture this Saturday?

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1:16p, 9/19/17
Anyone worried about the Rapture this Saturday?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/doomsday-theory-says-hell-earth-192850107.html

My golf tee time is at 7AM on Sat and I am hoping it comes when I finish my 18 holes.
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1:16p, 9/19/17
no
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1:17p, 9/19/17
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1:20p, 9/19/17
of course I'm worried. those dinosaurs are scary smart. they hunt in packs and can open doors.
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1:22p, 9/19/17
AG
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.
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1:23p, 9/19/17
AG
So you're saying I don't have to worry about paying rent next month?? Awesome
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1:24p, 9/19/17
no.

because we were explicitly told we would not know the time and place.

since we know the time, it cannot by its very definition occur this weekend.
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1:25p, 9/19/17
AG
I thought you said "Rape? Sure!"
/baylor
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In reply to SeattleAgJr • 1:25p, 9/19/17
AG
SeattleAgJr said:
no.

because we were explicitly told we would not know the time and place.

since we know the time, it cannot by its very definition occur this weekend.
So could we stave it off indefinitely if we just keep predicting it to occur every day?
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1:25p, 9/19/17
AG
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:25p, 9/19/17
Beer Baron said:
SeattleAgJr said:
no.

because we were explicitly told we would not know the time and place.

since we know the time, it cannot by its very definition occur this weekend.
So could we stave it off indefinitely if we just keep predicting it to occur every day?
exactly!
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:28p, 9/19/17
Beer Baron said:
SeattleAgJr said:
no.

because we were explicitly told we would not know the time and place.

since we know the time, it cannot by its very definition occur this weekend.
So could we stave it off indefinitely if we just keep predicting it to occur every day?
that's just what the raptors want you to think.... don't underestimate their cunning
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:31p, 9/19/17
Beer Baron said:
SeattleAgJr said:
no.

because we were explicitly told we would not know the time and place.

since we know the time, it cannot by its very definition occur this weekend.
So could we stave it off indefinitely if we just keep predicting it to occur every day?
Paradox. By so doing, you will then expect the rapture to never happen, since it will be predicted to happen every day. Then, if and when the rapture does occur, it will be unexpected.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:33p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.
FOR REALS?!??!!
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In reply to chiken • 1:33p, 9/19/17
AG
chiken said:
Beer Baron said:
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.
FOR REALS?!??!!
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:35p, 9/19/17
AG
Well, let me commence on the hissy fit for not being invited........NOW.



F@(() YOU MOTHER F@%$(*%& AND THE WHITE @($%* YOU RODE IN ON

.|..
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:36p, 9/19/17
AG
I thought you were already gay married?
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:37p, 9/19/17
Beer Baron said:
chiken said:
Beer Baron said:
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.
FOR REALS?!??!!

Don't be offended if some of these cheapskates disregard your registry with Bed, Bath & Beyond, in favor of re-gifting some of the gift baskets you sent them over the years.
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In reply to EFE • 1:41p, 9/19/17
AG
In that indeterminate gray area many gay couples are in now - probably fit the criteria for common law, but haven't made it officially official yet. It took us awhile to agree on which straight marriage we wanted to void to make room for ours.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:42p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
In that indeterminate gray area many gay couples are in now - probably fit the criteria for common law, but haven't made it officially official yet. It took us awhile to agree on which straight marriage we wanted to void to make room for ours.
You're not common law married unless both parties have agreed to be holding out as spouses.
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In reply to chiken • 1:43p, 9/19/17
AG
Yeah, we've done that for years.
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1:43p, 9/19/17
AG
Details on the gay honeymoon?
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1:44p, 9/19/17
AG
Human wants play-by-play on honeymoon activities!!!
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:44p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
In that indeterminate gray area many gay couples are in now - probably fit the criteria for common law, but haven't made it officially official yet. It took us awhile to agree on which straight marriage we wanted to void to make room for ours.

I'm just glad that they were able to use my first failed engagement as a suitable replacement. If they hadn't charged her for all the deposits it might not have worked.
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In reply to chiken • 1:44p, 9/19/17
AG
No need. World's ending before then.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:49p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.
sounds terrible
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1:50p, 9/19/17
Deep Impact was on Starz Encore last night, now confused if it was foreshadowing this rapture on Saturday or Beer Baron's honeymoon.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:52p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.
Know how I know you're gay:

-Football season wedding
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In reply to EFE • 1:54p, 9/19/17
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EagleFordEarl said:
I thought you said "Rape? Sure!"
/baylor
I wish this didn't make me laugh as much as it did.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 1:58p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
Getting gay married that day, so definitely.


Technically you should have nothing to worry about then. You'll still be here
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2:08p, 9/19/17
AG
So will this happen before or after we get our asses kicked by Arkansas?
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In reply to Beer Baron • 2:22p, 9/19/17
AG
Beer Baron said:
In that indeterminate gray area many gay couples are in now - probably fit the criteria for common law, but haven't made it officially official yet. It took us awhile to agree on which straight marriage we wanted to void to make room for ours.
Good luck with being as miserable as the rest of us.
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Whens lunch
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2:23p, 9/19/17
AG
Advantage of an 1100am kickoff
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In reply to Holly Golightly • 2:25p, 9/19/17
Holly Golightly said:
So you're saying I don't have to worry about paying rent next month?? Awesome


No, but apparently you have to worry about being poor until Saturday. Rent? Lol.
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