Mad Pooper on the loose in Colorado Springs

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w8liftr
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Which one of you is doing this? What are you wiping with?
http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html
chipotle
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Budde family members say one of the worst parts is they can't figure out the woman's motives.



Geralt of Rivia
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BenFiasco14
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man, that woman sure sounds like a ****ty neighbor
Hi, Im Brett
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for 7 weeks? She ran by 15 times in one day? How is it that they can't catch her?
CDUB98
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Hi, Im Brett said:

for 7 weeks? She ran by 15 times in one day? How is it that they can't catch her?


Cause she's got the runs.
Professor Frick
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Love that whomever gave her that nickname is a Bob's Burgers fan.

Hi, Im Brett
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CDUB98 said:

Hi, Im Brett said:

for 7 weeks? She ran by 15 times in one day? How is it that they can't catch her?


Cause she's got the runs.
doesn't pass the smell test
w8liftr
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CDUB98 said:

Hi, Im Brett said:

for 7 weeks? She ran by 15 times in one day? How is it that they can't catch her?


Cause she's got the runs.


When they said she was on the loose was it a reference to her bowels?
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I mean come on, who hasn't taken a **** thier neighbor's yard?
w8liftr
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Professor Frick said:

Love that whomever gave him that nickname is a Bob's Burgers fan.



Does it bring that number up to 4 (fans of Bobs Burgers worldwide)?
Professor Frick
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Professor Frick
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Bob's Burgers is pretty great.
DannyDuberstein
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Nothing like a coffee and morning run to shake the system loose.
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Now they're hoping this story and photos posted online will help flush her out.


Solid Journalism
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w8liftr said:

Professor Frick said:

Love that whomever gave him that nickname is a Bob's Burgers fan.



Does it bring that number up to 4 (fans of Bobs Burgers worldwide)?
Found the Big Bang Theory fan.
Biz Ag
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No. 2 priority
Professor Frick
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helping to catch this culprit is everyone's civic doody.
bac
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Heh: "smear campaign"
Human
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So um




She doesn't









Wipe?
DannyDuberstein
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Probably just rubs her butt on the sidewalk like a dog.
Claude!
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Every time I see a story about pooping in an inappropriate place, I think of Najeh Davenport.
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The Chicken Ranch
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Maybe she's just gotta go?

Canyon99
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Some unknown dude at a company I worked for years ago would spray **** all over the toilet and wall for a period of two or theee weeks. He was dubbed the Mad Shi++er. Never figured out the identity of MS even though we were a fairly small company.
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w8liftr said:

Which one of you is doing this? What are you wiping with?
http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html
I'm ashamed to admit I've dove behind a tree/bush to do this while running. Sometimes you just can't make it. It's either **** your pants or add some fertilizer to a bush. Thankfully this is usually late at night and I'm not in view of any windows or streets.
tandy miller
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If her cheeks were spread and she happened to pinch it cleanly wiping may not have been necessary
boboguitar
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Human said:

So um




She doesn't









Wipe?


She's lost a lot of socks.
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boboguitar said:

w8liftr said:

Which one of you is doing this? What are you wiping with?
http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html
I'm ashamed to admit I've dove behind a tree/bush to do this while running. Sometimes you just can't make it. It's either **** your pants or add some fertilizer to a bush. Thankfully this is usually late at night and I'm not in view of any windows or streets.


Self-defecating humor.
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There have been a couple of 'yard poopers' on the loose in our neighborhood lately. I probably wouldn't laugh if it happened in MY yard, but the posts about it (including video) on the neighborhood Facebook page have been quite entertaining.
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Quote:

"Two other times we've caught her -- caught her yesterday -- she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching," Budde said.
Or maybe she's not as regular as you thought she was.
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I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

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I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
w8liftr
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Agoodlittleag04 said:

There have been a couple of 'yard poopers' on the loose in our neighborhood lately. I probably wouldn't laugh if it happened in MY yard, but the posts about it (including video) on the neighborhood Facebook page have been quite entertaining.

Link?
CDUB98
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w8liftr said:

Agoodlittleag04 said:

There have been a couple of 'yard poopers' on the loose in our neighborhood lately. I probably wouldn't laugh if it happened in MY yard, but the posts about it (including video) on the neighborhood Facebook page have been quite entertaining.

Link?


We found this guy's fetish.
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CDUB98 said:

w8liftr said:

Agoodlittleag04 said:

There have been a couple of 'yard poopers' on the loose in our neighborhood lately. I probably wouldn't laugh if it happened in MY yard, but the posts about it (including video) on the neighborhood Facebook page have been quite entertaining.

Link?


We found this guy's fetish.



Www.yououghttobe****tingme.com
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I've been on a run around White Rock lake in dallas and had to **** in the woods. I tore part of my under garments off to wipe. When you got to go, got to go.
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