Why do some weddings not have bars ?

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8:59p, 6/21/17
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Doesn't even have to be an open bar, at least give me the opportunity to buy some drinks....
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9:04p, 6/21/17
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Because you touch yourself at night
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9:04p, 6/21/17
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Baptists
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9:05p, 6/21/17
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Well the last wedding I went to had 1 bridesmaid throwing up and 2 guys escorted out of the country club by the cops.

My wedding definitely had alcohol, but I can see the appeal to not.
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9:07p, 6/21/17
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Was a groomsman in a baptist wedding. Wedding planner almost threw me out during the reception because I kept going to my truck for beer/shots of whiskey

The DJ blew out his speakers before any speeches were made and before the bride and groom could do their first dance. Speeches were yelled, and someone dropped their iPhone into a bucket for makeshift speakers for the first dance. Alcohol was definitely needed.
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9:14p, 6/21/17
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The groom will need alcohol in ten years when his wife doubles in size and the kids are glued to their iPads. Might as well start drinking at the wedding.
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In reply to Wildman15 • 9:18p, 6/21/17
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Wildman15 said:
Was a groomsman in a baptist wedding. Wedding planner almost threw me out during the reception because I kept going to my truck for beer/shots of whiskey

The DJ blew out his speakers before any speeches were made and before the bride and groom could do their first dance. Speeches were yelled, and someone dropped their iPhone into a bucket for makeshift speakers for the first dance. Alcohol was definitely needed.
that sounds like a god awful ****ty wedding
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9:23p, 6/21/17
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Living in sin
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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In reply to aggie_fan13 • 9:26p, 6/21/17
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azulAg said:
Wildman15 said:
Was a groomsman in a baptist wedding. Wedding planner almost threw me out during the reception because I kept going to my truck for beer/shots of whiskey

The DJ blew out his speakers before any speeches were made and before the bride and groom could do their first dance. Speeches were yelled, and someone dropped their iPhone into a bucket for makeshift speakers for the first dance. Alcohol was definitely needed.
that sounds like a god awful ****ty wedding
yup! Wedding planner chewed me out for a good 5 minutes before letting me back into the reception. I was also the only groomsman listed in the program without "Mr." before my name. So I earned at least one beer for that.
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In reply to Tom Kazansky 2012 • 9:47p, 6/21/17
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Great Beard of Zeus said:
Baptists


Spot on. They also have a great reputation In texas being a woo you on Sunday and screw you on Monday. Or rape
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9:47p, 6/21/17
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Im going to just such a wedding this saturday.No booze anywhere. Reception is on a rooftop at 3pm. As a part of the wedding party, i'll be wearing a 3 piece wool suit.

My only hope right now is that Cindy brings some rain
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9:58p, 6/21/17
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Here is an idea. Dont go to the wedding. Send a gift. Drink at home.


Smh @ wedding complainers.
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9:58p, 6/21/17
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Wedding without alcohol > wedding during football season with alcohol
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10:01p, 6/21/17
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Several years ago I was a groomsman at a buddies wedding. No alcohol because the wife's family had some recovering alcoholics. The reception was 5 hours long. I thought it was a typo going in. It wasn't and it was brutal.

Big surprise, they ended up getting divorced.
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In reply to Joe Exotic • 10:02p, 6/21/17
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:
Wedding without alcohol > wedding during football season with alcohol
at least i can be intoxicated while missing a game
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10:30p, 6/21/17
My step sister did that for her wedding. The reception was at a Hilton with three bars. I found the first one within 5 minutes of arrival. To be polite I stood out in the hallway enjoying a cold one from the tap.Within a half hour I had 3/4 of the wedding party out there with me. Even my father and her brother were out there. Bar on the first floor had to bring in extra help because they got slammed. Was blamed for ruining her wedding. She divorced a year later. Wasn't invited to the second one. Didn't care.
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In reply to Alte Schule • 10:33p, 6/21/17
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I like your style
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10:40p, 6/21/17
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Baptists are nuts, Jesus' blood was wine guy was probably buzzed 24/7
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In reply to Alte Schule • 10:41p, 6/21/17
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Alte Schule said:
My step sister did that for her wedding. The reception was at a Hilton with three bars. I found the first one within 5 minutes of arrival. To be polite I stood out in the hallway enjoying a cold one from the tap.Within a half hour I had 3/4 of the wedding party out there with me. Even my father and her brother were out there. Bar on the first floor had to bring in extra help because they got slammed. Was blamed for ruining her wedding. She divorced a year later. Wasn't invited to the second one. Didn't care.
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10:43p, 6/21/17
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What problem do Baptists have with alcohol? I just don't get it. It's a gift from God to help us relax and facilitate great times.
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10:51p, 6/21/17
wwjd? besides turning water to wine - the other stuff
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In reply to Alte Schule • 10:55p, 6/21/17
Alte Schule said:
My step sister did that for her wedding. The reception was at a Hilton with three bars. I found the first one within 5 minutes of arrival. To be polite I stood out in the hallway enjoying a cold one from the tap.Within a half hour I had 3/4 of the wedding party out there with me. Even my father and her brother were out there. Bar on the first floor had to bring in extra help because they got slammed. Was blamed for ruining her wedding. She divorced a year later. Wasn't invited to the second one. Didn't care.


This is a great story. Bravo.
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10:56p, 6/21/17
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But is there a dog in the wedding?
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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In reply to Alte Schule • 10:57p, 6/21/17
Alte Schule said:
My step sister did that for her wedding. The reception was at a Hilton with three bars. I found the first one within 5 minutes of arrival. To be polite I stood out in the hallway enjoying a cold one from the tap.Within a half hour I had 3/4 of the wedding party out there with me. Even my father and her brother were out there. Bar on the first floor had to bring in extra help because they got slammed. Was blamed for ruining her wedding. She divorced a year later. Wasn't invited to the second one. Didn't care.


I'm curious about the cans on your step sister. Please describe them and post a pic if possible. I'll hang up and listen.
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In reply to BenFiasco14 • 10:58p, 6/21/17
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BenFiasco14 said:
But is there a dog in the wedding?
boi if you don't
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In reply to BenFiasco14 • 5:06a, 6/22/17
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But is there a dog in the wedding?
It'd better be a drunk one.
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5:35a, 6/22/17
That's why you should only go to country weddings. Sure, you have to eat BBQ on paper Chinet plates, which really isn't anything to complain about, but there will be a line of kegs at the front of the SPJST Hall. When that's gone -and it will be- because... country boys, the bar opens for business for the rest of the night! I've never heard of anyone getting bent out of shape because someone was drunk at a reception. Country folks just don't care as long as you show up for church the next morning. And if you're not a local, you get a pass there too.
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6:22a, 6/22/17
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Mexican weddings can be pretty crazy, yea I might not understand half the music they're playing but I've never been to a Mexican wedding that doesn't have alcohol
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In reply to Ignatius_of_Silesia • 6:39a, 6/22/17
Ignac said:
Alte Schule said:
My step sister did that for her wedding. The reception was at a Hilton with three bars. I found the first one within 5 minutes of arrival. To be polite I stood out in the hallway enjoying a cold one from the tap.Within a half hour I had 3/4 of the wedding party out there with me. Even my father and her brother were out there. Bar on the first floor had to bring in extra help because they got slammed. Was blamed for ruining her wedding. She divorced a year later. Wasn't invited to the second one. Didn't care.


I'm curious about the cans on your step sister. Please describe them and post a pic if possible. I'll hang up and listen.
She was a pretty good looking gal back then. Class of '88. Kind of looked like Demi Moore with bigger cans. Haven't seen her in about 17 Years. Mutual friend says she kind of favors Rosanne now and is living the Xanax life. If your still interested I can give a shout out. They all think I'm a classless SOB anyway.
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7:40a, 6/22/17
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Went to one this past weekend that didn't have alcohol....or dinner. They wanted to keep it cheap and did so in a classy manner. Wedding and reception (they did have finger foods) lasted all of 1.5 hours. They didn't even do a 1st dance. Did the wedding, they walked around to tables and talked with everyone, tossed the bouquet and hit the road. At least they kept it short.

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7:51a, 6/22/17
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Beer, BBQ and the Chicken Dance.

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In reply to swc93 • 8:02a, 6/22/17
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swc93 said:
Beer, BBQ and a Grand March.


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In reply to Seersucker Ag 2011 • 8:10a, 6/22/17
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Seersucker Ag 2011 said:
What problem do Baptists have with alcohol? I just don't get it. It's a gift from God to help us relax and facilitate great times.
Enjoyable things are put here by the devil to trick us.
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Angry Panda said:
swc93 said:
Beer, BBQ and a Grand March.


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In reply to Wildman15 • 8:38a, 6/22/17
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Wildman15 said:
azulAg said:
Wildman15 said:
Was a groomsman in a baptist wedding. Wedding planner almost threw me out during the reception because I kept going to my truck for beer/shots of whiskey

The DJ blew out his speakers before any speeches were made and before the bride and groom could do their first dance. Speeches were yelled, and someone dropped their iPhone into a bucket for makeshift speakers for the first dance. Alcohol was definitely needed.
that sounds like a god awful ****ty wedding
yup! Wedding planner chewed me out for a good 5 minutes before letting me back into the reception. I was also the only groomsman listed in the program without "Mr." before my name. So I earned at least one beer for that.


LOL, the wedding planner can eat one. I wouldn't give a damn what she thought either.
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