What's your go to method to get your wife in the sack?

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Joe Exotic
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6:50p, 6/20/17
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Flowers at work?
Just asking?
Doing something special?
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bdgol07
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6:51p, 6/20/17
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Liquor
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Know Your Enemy
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6:52p, 6/20/17
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Roofies [/Bill Cosby]
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ac04
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6:53p, 6/20/17
very large *****
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6:57p, 6/20/17
AG
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6:58p, 6/20/17
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Helicoptering my penus at her any time I'm naked/Donald Ducking it
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Ragoo
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6:59p, 6/20/17
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Not about to give away my only go to method.
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vette
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6:59p, 6/20/17
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I come home from work
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aggieforester05
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7:06p, 6/20/17
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Ask her if she wants to ****.
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FDT 1999
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In reply to aggieforester05 • 7:08p, 6/20/17
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aggieforester05 said:
Ask her if she wants to ****.


This and tequila.
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Tanya 93
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7:09p, 6/20/17
Why do you have to do something?

She not want it without a bribe?
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Slicer97
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7:18p, 6/20/17
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"Hey, Babe? Wanna go do somethin' dirty?"
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 7:18p, 6/20/17
Tanya 93 said:
Why do you have to do something?

She not want it without a bribe?


So I take it your husband just says, "Spread'em!" and you are good?
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HC
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 7:19p, 6/20/17
Tanya 93 said:
Why do you have to do something?

She not want it without a bribe?
let's hear it Tanya, ya gosh dern sex goddess
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Slicer97
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 7:19p, 6/20/17
AG
She probably does. But by somebody who's not you.
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Geralt of Rivia
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In reply to Slicer97 • 7:21p, 6/20/17
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IrishTxAggie
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7:22p, 6/20/17
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To get your wife it usually only takes you being gone for a few hours.
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Slicer97
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 7:22p, 6/20/17
AG
That's right. Laugh those tears away.
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Geralt of Rivia
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In reply to Slicer97 • 7:24p, 6/20/17
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You obviously don't know her that well
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HC
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7:27p, 6/20/17
I typically have to spend around $100 for there to be guaranteed sexy time. And that's OK.
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 7:27p, 6/20/17
Tanya 93 said:
Why do you have to do something?

She not want it without a bribe?


You are literally the worst.
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Bruce Almighty
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7:31p, 6/20/17
AG
I just ask. 95% of the time, she says yes.
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In reply to HC • 7:55p, 6/20/17
HC said:
I typically have to spend around $100 for there to be guaranteed sexy time. And that's OK.
I believe he was talking about a wife, not a crack ho.
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In reply to Joe Exotic • 8:08p, 6/20/17
Bayside Tiger Ag said:
Flowers at work?
Just asking?
Doing something special?
Bring her coffee in the morning, and have flowers delivered before lunchtime.
Then you won't have to ask...
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80s Guy
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In reply to Slicer97 • 8:13p, 6/20/17
Slicer97 said:
"Hey, Babe? Wanna go do somethin' dirty?"


That's what your wife usually says to me....
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 8:19p, 6/20/17
Wade Winston Wilson said:
You obviously don't know her that well

he might know me
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MelvinUdall
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8:37p, 6/20/17
I guess Tanya's husband came home and said, "Spread'em", because she gone!
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In reply to FDT 1999 • 8:40p, 6/20/17
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FDT 1999 said:
aggieforester05 said:
Ask her if she wants to ****.


This and tequila.


He'll no, then she won't leave me alone. I really don't want to go that third time when it's 3am and I have to be at work the next morning. Falling asleep during the act doesn't go over well either (or so I'm told).
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MelvinUdall
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In reply to aggieforester05 • 8:42p, 6/20/17
aggieforester05 said:
FDT 1999 said:
aggieforester05 said:
Ask her if she wants to ****.


This and tequila.


He'll no, then she won't leave me alone. I really don't want to go that third time when it's 3am and I have to be at work the next morning. Falling asleep during the act doesn't go over well either (or so I'm told).


Interesting, I think I know your wife, she calls me when you fall asleep.
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Dread Pirate Roberts
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9:03p, 6/20/17
I know lots of these comments are jokes, bur for those that are serious how long/what age were you when you had to start jumping through hoops to have fun? Its fun for both of you, right? Who turns down fun?
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9:05p, 6/20/17
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The naked man.
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marble rye
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9:48p, 6/20/17
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Yall just need to find a nympho.

Kids kill sex drives. Hth
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9:59p, 6/20/17
kids are a BS excuse. just help out with them a bit more. happy wife = happy life
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In reply to marble rye • 10:02p, 6/20/17
Pam Poovey said:
Yall just need to find a nympho.

Kids kill sex drives. Hth


Hi Pooooovvvveeeeeyyyyy......how you doin......
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