Joel Osteen

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Getting raked over coals for his hook em


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5C
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I don't get it.
AliasMan02
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Because devil horns?
5C
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Oh. Meh.
CDUB98
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Don't give a **** what that fraud does.
Brad_97
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Thank goodness - ut can have that alumni affiliation. A&M doesn't need any of his false prosperity gospel gains.
Beer Baron
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He is an aggressively unattractive man.
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SMC Flex said:

I don't get it.


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Fonzie Scheme
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He's not giving the "Hook 'em" sign; he's only offering the illusion of it. Pastor Osteen has finally gone public with an acknowledgment to the god he actually serves.

I'd say his daddy is spinning in his grave but the old man realized what there was to gained by being a preacher to those with itching ears long before his time on this mortal coil had expired. Long live the gospel of Osteen and their legions of sheep who bleat their praise.
Lungblood
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He seems to be progressively turning Chinese.
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78669AG said:

SMC Flex said:

I don't get it.


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I don't twitter
chipotle
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I love it when people get internet mad over nothing. On another note I can't wait til he goes crazy (and he will) in 5-10 years.


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AliasMan02 said:

Because devil horns?

Yep. Ignorant dumbasses are asking how he can give the "sine" of the devil.

chipotle
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aTm2004 said:

AliasMan02 said:

Because devil horns?

Yep. Ignorant dumbasses are asking how he can give the "sine" of the devil.



Incredible the tangents people will go on.




















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Brad_97 said:

Thank goodness - ut can have that alumni affiliation. A&M doesn't need any of his false prosperity gospel gains.
yea we got Sharp and Young.
Duncan Idaho
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Lots of Christian hate up in here. Why am I not surprised
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Duncan Idaho said:

Lots of Christian hate up in here. Why am I not surprised
Prosperity gospel frauds =/= christian
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swimmerbabe11
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Duncan Idaho said:

Lots of Christian hate up in here. Why am I not surprised

He is as Christian as I am an Olympian track athlete
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powerbelly51 said:

Duncan Idaho said:

Lots of Christian hate up in here. Why am I not surprised
Prosperity gospel frauds =/= christian


Whoa. Hold on. I cleared out my 401k to hand over to Joel and it's working out fine for me.
MooreTrucker
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I like him. I don't agree with everything he says, but his constant positive message is a great relief from all the other stuff we hear every day.
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Eliminatus
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I say this with the utmost objectivity that I can muster.

Joel Osteen has THE most punchable face I have ever seen in my life.

And then when I add objectiveness to it? Even MORE punchable.
Claude!
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Meh, he's no Creflo Dollar.
surgeag
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MooreTrucker said:

I like him. I don't agree with everything he says, but his constant positive message is a great relief from all the other stuff we hear every day.
Bingo.
chipotle
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MooreTrucker said:

I like him. I don't agree with everything he says, but his constant positive message is a great relief from all the other stuff we hear every day.

But but but he's successful and rich so he's the devil.
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MooreTrucker said:

I like him. I don't agree with everything he says, but his constant positive message is a great relief from all the other stuff we hear every day.


Agreed

His message is a little skewed, but he's prob led more people to Christ through that message so who am I/we to judge?
swimmerbabe11
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Except his theology hates the poor, looks nothing like Christianity, and leads to despair. It's a startling mix of Pelagian and Antinomian heresies.
Beer Baron
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I'll take him over the "YOURE ALL HOARS WHO WILL BURN IN HELL!!!" types any day.
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MooreTrucker said:

I like him. I don't agree with everything he says, but his constant positive message is a great relief from all the other stuff we hear every day.

So he's Stuart Smalley. Though unlike him, Smalley might have actually referenced scripture once or twice.
Goose
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I struggle with this one. On one hand: different strokes for different folks, right?...who am I to tell other people how to worship. The mega church thing isn't my deal, but it is for others so whatever. On the other hand: Joel Osteen dropped out of Oral Roberts (somewhere in the middle of his Radio/TV/Film degree plan) to go to work for the family business. Normally not a big deal, except that the family business was a church. His dad built it from the ground up, but only after earning undergraduate and Master's degrees and then going on to get a Doctorate of Divinity.

It kind of reminds me of Michael Jordan taking a break from the Chicago Bulls to play minor league baseball in the Chicago White Sox organization (both owned by Jerry Reinsdorf) and one reporter at the time said something to the effect of: "It's a good thing Jerry Reinsdorf doesn't own any hospitals because someday MJ might want to be a doctor too."
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swimmerbabe11 said:

It's a startling mix of Pelagian and Antinomian heresies.


Those are some big words
Wildman15
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Just one more reason to hate twitter
AgGrad99
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Quote:

On one hand: different strokes for different folks, right?...who am I to tell other people how to worship.
I understand your sentiment, but if you're a believer, you're instructed to use discernment.

If not, you're going to fill your brain with a lot of confusing/conflicting and messages that are incorrect (ie. not from scripture).

I dont think anyone faults Osteen for his big church, or positive message. Most take issue with spreading a message that isn't scriptural, and saying it is.
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swimmerbabe11 said:

Except his theology hates the poor, looks nothing like Christianity, and leads to despair. It's a startling mix of Pelagian and Antinomian heresies.


Uh, would you explain thosw big words?

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