Whoa now!!!! Let's not go overboard
Hard to believe any girl could ever below the standards of a dude going with the tag "maroon stormtrooper"Maroon Stormtrooper said:
I'm (happily, newly) married now, but wanted to vent to you, my anonymous internet friends and weirdos. It's happened to me now twice in my life. Girls that I really got along with and that had great personalities but we're below my cull factor have become 9 or 10 hotness level at a later point. I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission). However, if only I had partaken of those fruits before marriage. Oh well.
AliasMan plays table top star wars games and his wife is hawt. You'd be surprised what beeches tolerate.PatAg said:Hard to believe any girl could ever below the standards of a dude going with the tag "maroon stormtrooper"Maroon Stormtrooper said:
I'm (happily, newly) married now, but wanted to vent to you, my anonymous internet friends and weirdos. It's happened to me now twice in my life. Girls that I really got along with and that had great personalities but we're below my cull factor have become 9 or 10 hotness level at a later point. I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission). However, if only I had partaken of those fruits before marriage. Oh well.
Maroon Stormtrooper said:
Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?
Maroon Stormtrooper said:
I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission).
Does he need permission from the wife or Jennifer?dcbowers said:Maroon Stormtrooper said:
I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission).
Ban user! At least put a random hottie in you're post. Effing bush league!Maroon Stormtrooper said:
I'm (happily, newly) married now, but wanted to vent to you, my anonymous internet friends and weirdos. It's happened to me now twice in my life. Girls that I really got along with and that had great personalities but we're below my cull factor have become 9 or 10 hotness level at a later point. I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission). However, if only I had partaken of those fruits before marriage. Oh well.
That's the most enraging thing OPs post.derekjohnson15 said:
Your one pass is Jennifer Lawrence?
Almost fulfills Rule #1, but doesn'tMaroon Stormtrooper said:
Not her, but similar.