When the Gal that Wanted You so Bad is Off the Charts Hot Now

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I'm (happily, newly) married now, but wanted to vent to you, my anonymous internet friends and weirdos. It's happened to me now twice in my life. Girls that I really got along with and that had great personalities but we're below my cull factor have become 9 or 10 hotness level at a later point. I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission). However, if only I had partaken of those fruits before marriage. Oh well.
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What do you mean "oh well"? You started a damn thread about it and wasted 15 seconds of my life to see you crying and whining.

Next time you have an "oh well" moment just shrug your shoulders and move on please.
aggie_wes
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RULE ONE MOTHER****ER
3rd and 2
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Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?
Tatem
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you seem to think very highly of yourself

what makes you think they would even be interested in you now?
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?
of course not, don't be silly. we're all Aggies here, we got each other's back. now get to rule 1.
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Tatem said:

you seem to think very highly of yourself

what makes you think they would even be interested in you now?


True, but if I coulda partaken back then I could do some revisionist history in my mind.
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FightinTexasAg15
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Your one pass is Jennifer Lawrence?
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?


This thread came back to bite you in the ass, dude. Be grateful for what you have.

Oh, and RULE #1, MOTHEREFFER!!
Kate Beckett
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*snorts* It sure as heck wouldn't be me.
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?
*****
C4D
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The gift of foresight, not many horndogs have.
tk for tu juan
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?

Well, we can only assume you are talking about Lena Dunham without the Rule #1
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

Would a rule #1 come back to bite me in the ass?
what could possibly go wrong? Stop being a puss and man up.
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Sounds like you hang out with a bunch of fatties that lost weight. Don't worry. They'll be fat again in 5 years.
Charlie Delta
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OP, rule #1 or it didn't happen.
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americathegreat1492 said:

Sounds like you hang out with a bunch of fatties that lost weight. Don't worry. They'll be fat again in 5 years.
or married rich and got plastic everything - face lift, lipo, double ds, etc. the whole new you.
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What the OP considers as 9 and 10 is every other persons 4 and 5.
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"Below your cull factor"
Whatever dude.
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DSAg44 said:

americathegreat1492 said:

Sounds like you hang out with a bunch of fatties that lost weight. Don't worry. They'll be fat again in 5 years.
or married rich and got plastic everything - face lift, lipo, double ds, etc. the whole new you.

Or some women just age better than others.
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

I'm (happily, newly) married now, but wanted to vent to you, my anonymous internet friends and weirdos. It's happened to me now twice in my life. Girls that I really got along with and that had great personalities but we're below my cull factor have become 9 or 10 hotness level at a later point. I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission). However, if only I had partaken of those fruits before marriage. Oh well.


There are rules here beeeyotch!
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That's why you don't get married early, folks. I'm still enjoying the field at 30
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Token said:

That's why you don't get married early, folks. I'm still enjoying the field at 30
Men have the option to go younger. Women, not so much.
Beer Baron
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Post a pic of your dudebro self so we can see what a true gift to women looks like.
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Can count this phenomenon happening to me on at least two hands and maybe a foot.

To my credit though it wasn't me being stuck up. Even worse. I was dense as **** when it came to women for a large chunk of my life. I thought I just had lots of very friendly females that were good friends around me.
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No pics
Mr Gigem
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Look are you gonna post a picture or not?
Beat40
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Guys, his username is Maroon Stormtrooper...
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Maroon Stormtrooper said:

I'm (happily, newly) married now, but wanted to vent to you, my anonymous internet friends and weirdos. It's happened to me now twice in my life. Girls that I really got along with and that had great personalities but we're below my cull factor have become 9 or 10 hotness level at a later point. I won't ever cheat on my wife (unless it's Jennifer Lawrence, and I do have permission). However, if only I had partaken of those fruits before marriage. Oh well.
how very beta male of you
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Beat40 said:

Guys, his username is Maroon Stormtrooper...


...and mine is Wade Winston Wilson...so what?
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Human
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Eliminatus
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Human Being>>>>>>>>> Human
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