Hello World! The introduction thread!

Onion
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First I'd like to introduce myself
Usually I'm a pretty shy guy but I love to talk
Cameras are my hobby
Kittens are better than puppies

Seven is my favorite movie
Taking back Sunday is my favorite band
Apples are my favorite fruit
Five guys has the best burgers
Farmers fight!
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Onion said:


Kittens are better than puppies

stopped reading here.

ban user.

[Done. -Staff]
americathegreat1492
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5 guys? Do you even whataburger bro?

[Excellent point. Ban is permanent. -Staff]
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I hate all of the people
Who can't drive their cars
***** you better get out of the way
Before I, start falling apart

I hate how my wife
Is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I, don't have the cash

Well I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life
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I hate a lot of things
I hate a lot of people that are lame
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don't havae to try and make
A change
I hate teachers
I hate school
I hate the cheerleaders
And anyone who's cool
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
Don't wanna learn nothing
I want to be a slob

It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
I don't like nothing and like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So **** you

I'm always thinking bad
I never have nothing good to say
I'd rather tear things down
Than build them up
It's easier that way
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate Dr. Martens
And Muscle T's
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery
I'll cut you down and give you lip
Being positive's so unhip
I'll cut you down cause I'm a fool
Being positive's so uncool

I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate your band
And I hate TV
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery
Beer Baron
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You suck at haikus.
george92
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Hi. My name is George.
I raise cattle.
I'm a vegetarian.
My favorite color is clear.
I think Will Ferrell is funny.
I cant stand Jim Carrey.
Onion
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Thank you George.

You guys are supposed to introduce yourselves and let us know a little about you. Think of it as a fun trust building exercise.
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Onion said:

Thank you George.

You guys are supposed to introduce yourselves and let us know a little about you. Think of it as a fun trust building exercise.


Hi,
-I have 3 luxury vehicles
-I smoke weed
-Kittens ****ing suck
-I don't tip at Sonic
-I think the comeback route is the hardest to defend
-I knew it was Dr. Gates all the time
-wait til next year
-better call saul may surpass BB...it hasn't yet, but it has potential.
-sup buttholes
-go spurs go

Edit:
-I hate clowns
-people who brush their teeth in the work place bathroom disgust me.

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Onion said:

Thank you George.

You guys are supposed to introduce yourselves and let us know a little about you. Think of it as a fun trust building exercise.
You obviously new around here. The GB exists as only as a "safe space" for sarcasm, innuendo, WWW's wrestling gifs, and double entendres.

It is in its DNA and can not be changed by behavior modification. It has been tried (see /HistAg) but it does not work. There are some here pursuing change through various pharmaceutical and chemical methods but the only verified method for affecting change in GB is the various "Acts of Staph".

Perhaps you meant to post on "Five Star General" but for that you will need stars. Safe spaces for fun trust exercises cost money around here.
Wade Winston Wilson
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I forced the wrestling gifs down the GB's throat until they became generally accepted.
Schrute
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Over the past year, I've learned there is a wrestling gif for every situation.
Wade Winston Wilson
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  • My name is not actually Wade
  • I am an introvert
  • I am a bit of a nerd
  • I like to cook
  • I actually slept very well last night
C Loves L
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All I read was kittens, 5 dudes, and fruit
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hello world. I'm actually Beer Barons gay bear lover.
Professor Frick
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My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I have a number of feelings about food.
I start each day with a rousing hot lemon water enema.
HC
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real name is haircut
alcoholic
gambling addict
real nice guy though
ChiliBeans
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HC said:

real name is haircut
alcoholic
gambling addict
real nice guy though
Forgot to mention that you're also the OP.
80s Guy
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histag10
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a thought this was going to be a new baby thread.

Disappointed..
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I introduced myself to OP's mom last night
HC
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ChiliBeans said:

HC said:

real name is haircut
alcoholic
gambling addict
real nice guy though
Forgot to mention that you're also the OP.
nah, beans. I've only this account.
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Today is my Birfday

Not that anyone cares
Amirite
EagleFordEarl
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Another movie I haven't seen
Human
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Better than posting a wrasslin gif
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Wade Winston Wilson said:

I forced the wrestling gifs down the GB's throat until they became generally accepted.


Keep them coming! One of my favorite parts about TexAgs is the excellent GIFs you guys provide!
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ok_ag95 said:

Wade Winston Wilson said:

I forced the wrestling gifs down the GB's throat until they became generally accepted.


Keep them coming! One of my favorite parts about TexAgs is the excellent GIFs you guys provide!
Wade Winston Wilson
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aggiepublius
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See... various "Acts of Staph" have just happened. GB is safe for itself again.
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Howdy.

-electrical engineer.
-a bit of a nerd
-sports nut (duh)

I think most here know me already though
Tanya 93
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I love rice cakes
80s Guy
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aggiepublius said:

See... various "Acts of Staph" have just happened. GB is safe for itself again.


Dibs on "Acts of Staph" for a retro-punk cover band name
george92
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HC said:

my friends call me haircut
i don't drink
i enjoy gambling
real nice guy and what I lack in looks I make up for in personality
Let me help you adjust your dating profile.
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EagleFordEarl said:

I introduced myself to OP's mom last night
That took WAY too long
Kee Kee
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me llamo es kee kee
work on you and not on me
oh something shiny
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