• old dude
• "cyclist"
• current student at A&M
• fan of classic rock and 80's hair metal
• Dogs are better than cats in every way
• Whataburger or GTFO
• People who don't tip at Sonic are cheap asses
• I love Wade's rasslin' gifs
• GB women are hot
• GB men are goofy
• Vegas is the happiest place on Earth
• Except for Playa del Carmen

Happy birthday, Human!

I'm old and I actually try to run people off my lawn
Cats are and always will be superior to dogs in every way
I hate almost everything on television
I order all my mexican food without cheese
Anything dart related, hit me up!

MooreTrucker said:

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• GB women are hot
• GB men are goofy

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The key to every successful sitcom.

americathegreat1492 said:

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5 guys? Do you even whataburger bro?

[Excellent point. Ban is permanent. -Staff]

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staff is on a roll today!

I like to play golf
When im not cranking one off
Socks will never again be soft

Haiku, haiku, everywhere,
Haiku even in my hair,
Hairy haiku hate.

Aggie haircuts on parade,
Now I watch from the shade,
Ain't it great to have it made?

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()
{

cout<<"Hello World! My name is aeroag14"<<endl;

return 0;
}

So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy

Howdy!

-Clinical Exercise Physiologist
-Former Paramedic
-Mountains
-Backpacking
-Soccer
-Ginger
-I'm broke
-Star Wars and Comics are awesome
-All the sports

My name is AM

Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the *******s in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can **** off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

I also like Eva Green.

Honest question:
Do Lesbians like the same porn that hetero men do?
My guess is "Hell if I know".

Taking a dip in the pool is up there
You'd never think it from my body type
Swimming season is right around the corner
On the weekends that's where I'll be
Never forgetting the cooler of beer

Woody2006 said:

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BlueAg2003 said:

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Sup,
Everyone knows I'm a giant lez.
Nobody knows I hate seafood.
Don't even get me started on it.

Now that I've introduced myself,
Understand that I probably won't take kindly to cop jokes.
Dogs are way better than cats.
Everybody on here agrees.
Sayonara sucker.

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She gets it.

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Staff

Cats are much better than dogs. You take a good slow roasted Calico, brush it with Tangy/spicy Stubbs after 3 hours slow cookin' ...... meat falls off the bone.

Redo:

• Some GB guys are goofy
• Hot is the best way to describe GB women
• Only cheap asses don't tip at Sonic
• Whataburger or GTFO

• The best place to go play is Vegas
• I love Wade's rasslin' gifs
• The best place to just hang out is Playa del Carmen
• Student, about to graduate

Coffee
Puppies
Wine
Beefcakes

S
T
A
F
F

R
O
C
K
S


PS- I'm to lazy for all the hidden message crap.

aggiebq03+ said:

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S
T
A
F
F

R
O
C
K
S


PS- I'm to lazy for all the hidden message crap.

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Fun-sucker.

Oh, and brown-noser.

MooreTrucker said:

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Redo:

• Some GB guys are goofy
• Hot is the best way to describe GB women
• Only cheap asses don't tip at Sonic
• Whataburger or GTFO

• The best place to go play is Vegas
• I love Wade's rasslin' gifs
• The best place to just hang out is Playa del Carmen
• Student, about to graduate

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I can get behind this message

Hello me, meet the real me....Sweating Bulleeeeeeeeetttsss

Why would the OP get banned?

Show titcs?

BlueAg2003 said:

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Show titcs?

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You must be on a smaller screen so the line wraps around. The C is the end of the second T line.

It's still fun. Now it's just fun for the slow people too.

I love Rock and Roll

Dudes really are goofy
Irony is funny
Dogs make good company

aggiebq03+ said:

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It's still fun. Now it's just fun for the slow people too.

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Well, that's considerate of you. It took me just shy of 23 hours to figure it out.

Kee Kee said:

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I love Rock and Roll

Dudes really are goofy
Irony is funny
Dogs make good company

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MooreTrucker said:

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aggiebq03+ said:

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It's still fun. Now it's just fun for the slow people too.

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Well, that's considerate of you. It took me just shy of 23 hours to figure it out.

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To be fair, until I edited it out my post had the first letters in bold. I bet a lot of people would still be guessing at it if I hadn't left it up for a couple hours that way.

Only have 1 week to move
Now I want to order Slovcek's
Everyday is a blessing

Secrets are my forte
And naps are my strength
Too many people take me seriously
Use your brains ridiculously
Reach for a beer now
Day us almost over
And don't forget our Muster
You will be there too

Enjoy the day is endin'
Vacation if you can
Eat whatever you want
Vent as much as you can
I hope Sunday is better
Now it is close at hand
Guys and Girls on Texags need to wash their hands.