People on planes that brag about their vacation

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The entire plane doesn't need to hear about every single person you met, every place you visited and the food /drinks you partook in.

Oh, especially how Emilia "shook her thang" on top of the Empire State Building.
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Oh
Now how we met "Edison from London"
Geralt of Rivia
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People that start threads on TexAgs that brag to brag about their vacations Human
wangus12
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Rule #1 on Emilia
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Do you like Volleyball ?

Instructed chubby stewardess to keep the cocktails flowing
gigemJTH12
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dont be poor and buy some good headphones.
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gigemJTH12 said:

dont be poor and buy some good headphones.


The last person that brought good headphones on a plane had them explode in her face. No thank you.

http://people.com/human-interest/headphones-explode-in-passengers-face-mid-flight/
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Look at me I ride on planes!!!
vin1041
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Order a scotch and soda!!!!!
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Look at me, I go on vacations and am angry about it.
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Here for work
HC
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Oh, look at me! I haven't figured out how to silence my fellow passengers by passing smelly farts
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histag10 said:

The last person that brought good headphones on a plane had them explode in her face. No thank you.


Evidently they weren't very good, then. I recommend Bose QC-20.
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What about people who brag about HanJ's received mid-flight on the way to Puerto Rico?

Asking for a friend
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EagleFordEarl said:

What about people who brag about HanJ's received mid-flight on the way to Puerto Rico?

Asking for a friend


Puerto Rican "Yankee" ball player joke somewhere
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The annexation of Puerto Rico
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Chubby stewardesses
george92
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Human Being >>>> Human
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Clearly you need to rearrange your priorities and start the wade boggs challenge.

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EagleFordEarl said:

The annexation of Puerto Rico


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DVC2010 said:

histag10 said:

The last person that brought good headphones on a plane had them explode in her face. No thank you.


Evidently they weren't very good, then. I recommend Bose QC-20.


Amateur.

Sennheiser is the correct answer.
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No in-ear active noise cancelling. Not interested.
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gigemJTH12 said:

dont be poor and fly a private jet.


FIFY
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Human said:

The entire plane doesn't need to hear about every single person you met, every place you visited and the food /drinks you partook in.

Oh, especially how Emilia "shook her thang" on top of the Empire State Building.
Simple solution?

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They probably vape
Leeman
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HBCanine08 said:

They probably vape
Nothing worse than vapers....
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where the hell are the pictures of Emilia's tits and thang?
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Beer Baron said:

where the hell are the pictures of Emilia's tits and thang?
If her thang is an outtie, then no thank you...
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I was on a plane and ended up staring at this girl's phone, she was in front of me, I had a clear shot between the seats. She proceeded to browse through ~50 all very similar photos of her doing cartwheels on a beach, back and forth, literally, 30 minutes of doing this. Then, I guess not finding what she was looking for, she started watching videos, again of her doing cartwheels on the beach. Then, she started taking screen shots from these videos, right at the point where she was on her hands and legs straight up in air. But she needed her legs to be perfectly symmetrical I guess, because not any old picture of her upside would do. She took multiple screenshots, then erased, then move the video a bit, screen shot, erase.. then trying another video. Repeat.

FINALLY, easily an hour into me gazing at her phone doing this mundane task, ( I was listening to music), she found the perfect spot in a video, that when taking a screenshot, gave her exactly what she wanted. She then posted it to Facebook.

An hour and $8 for wifi well spent, young lady.

The amount of vanity in that never ceases to amaze me when I remember that flight.

Leeman
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Wow - you really know how to kill time.
62strat
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Leeman said:

Wow - you really know how to kill time.
Not as well as the pro in front of me that day.
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So that's what happens in rows 9 thru 44... I always wondered.
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62strat said:

I was on a plane and ended up staring at this girl's phone, she was in front of me, I had a clear shot between the seats. She proceeded to browse through ~50 all very similar photos of her doing cartwheels on a beach, back and forth, literally, 30 minutes of doing this. Then, I guess not finding what she was looking for, she started watching videos, again of her doing cartwheels on the beach. Then, she started taking screen shots from these videos, right at the point where she was on her hands and legs straight up in air. But she needed her legs to be perfectly symmetrical I guess, because not any old picture of her upside would do. She took multiple screenshots, then erased, then move the video a bit, screen shot, erase.. then trying another video. Repeat.

FINALLY, easily an hour into me gazing at her phone doing this mundane task, ( I was listening to music), she found the perfect spot in a video, that when taking a screenshot, gave her exactly what she wanted. She then posted it to Facebook.

An hour and $8 for wifi well spent, young lady.

The amount of vanity in that never ceases to amaze me when I remember that flight.




What were you hoping to see that made you watch her do that for an hour??
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mt3950 said:

62strat said:

I was on a plane and ended up staring at this girl's phone, she was in front of me, I had a clear shot between the seats. She proceeded to browse through ~50 all very similar photos of her doing cartwheels on a beach, back and forth, literally, 30 minutes of doing this. Then, I guess not finding what she was looking for, she started watching videos, again of her doing cartwheels on the beach. Then, she started taking screen shots from these videos, right at the point where she was on her hands and legs straight up in air. But she needed her legs to be perfectly symmetrical I guess, because not any old picture of her upside would do. She took multiple screenshots, then erased, then move the video a bit, screen shot, erase.. then trying another video. Repeat.

FINALLY, easily an hour into me gazing at her phone doing this mundane task, ( I was listening to music), she found the perfect spot in a video, that when taking a screenshot, gave her exactly what she wanted. She then posted it to Facebook.

An hour and $8 for wifi well spent, young lady.

The amount of vanity in that never ceases to amaze me when I remember that flight.




What were you hoping to see that made you watch her do that for an hour??
I wasn't hoping to see anything. I was listening to music, mostly gazing off.. But I was so intrigued as to what her end goal was, that I just kept watching.

To think someone would do all that, just for a pic on face book, is unbelievable to me.
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