A Cajun is applying for a job. The boss says, Ima give you short math test. Here is a piece of paper and a pen. Now, I want you to represent the number 9 for me, without using numbers, just pictures.

The cajun drew 3 trees. The boss says, ok, now how dat represent 9? The cajun says, well, tree and tree and tree is 9.

Boss says.. ah ok. Now, next question, represent the number 99 for me.

The Cajun thinks a bit, and then draws a smudge on each tree. Boss says, now how do that represent 99? Cajun says, dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree is 99. Boss says, dam boy you smart. Alright one final question, represent the number 100 for me now, just shapes. Start over if you need.

The cajun thinks real hard.. then draws what appears to be a piece of poop at the bottom of each tree. The boss says, now silly, how in the world do that represent 100??

Cajun says, well see that's dog poop. Dirty tree and a turd and dirty tree and a turd and dirty tree and a turd equals 100! Now when do I start!

Why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their bean soup?















Because one more would make it too farty.

This Ag was on his way back to Waco one Friday heading north on Hwy 6 in his old pickup truck.

About halfway there, his radio goes out. Now he is bored and got another hour to go with no entertainment.

He goes a couple of miles, and on the side of the road, he sees a bull frog just sitting there.

He thinks to himself "you know that bull frog probably needs a ride".

Well he pulls over, opens the door, and asks the bullfrog "you wanna ride?"

The bullfrog says "ribitt" and jumps in, and the Ag takes on down the road.

A couple of minutes pass and the Ag looks down at the bullfrog, and the bullfrog bats her brown eyes at him.

The Ag then starts to think to himself "you know in the fairy tales when the princess kisses the frog it turns into a handsome prince. I don't suppose that if an Ag kisses a bullfrog it turns into a beautiful voluptuous creature of his heavenly desires?"

He ponders it a while..What the Hell!

He hits the brakes, and he pulls over on the side of the road, picks up the bullfrog, looks around so that no one is looking and gives it a big kiss.

Poof.the bullfrog turns into a beautiful voluptuous creature of his heavenly desires!

Do you know that the Ag turns into?????







Nearest motel..not all Aggies are dumb!

Love this classic dad moves twitter...

Son: am I adopted?

Dad: not yet, but we're hopeful.
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Calling every fat kid in his sons baseball league the "big hitter"
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7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop?

Dad: Of course!

7 y/o: Really?

Dad: Why do you think they call them "Number 2" pencils?