- "Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"
- "A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
- "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."
- "I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."
- Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market!